In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse....

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  1. Femme Fatale

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    In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse what would be your weapon of choice? Make a classy choice. Be creative. Be outrageous!

    Lets see how long we can make this thread. XD


    I'll start with a classic, a wooden baseball bat.
     
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    Metal bat with spikes all around the top
     
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    Use the fat guys as lures
     
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    Hoshiandme A Wandering Star Who Watches From Afar

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    A Halberd.
    It has weight and strength, as well as length to keep the enemies at a distance.
    And I can do the cool spinning top of death attack.
     
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    solar-powered chainsaw (because there's probably no electricity in a zombie apocalypse)
     
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    Hmm a zombie apocalypse.....Get 'em guns outta here:blob_thor:
    Now for serious my weapon of choice would be a serum to make me like milla jovovich *heroine of resident evil*:blobspearpeek:
     
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    predator weapons
    It seems fun.
     
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    Hmm...weapon of choice? You kinda lose trust in guns after playing Resident Evil 2. The best weapon is probably one with a lot of blunt force or just something incredibly sharp for severing limbs.

    So probably a baseball bat or some sort of hacking weapon. Like a machete

    Edit: for a classy choice, what other than a katana?
     
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    I'll just stay in my room as usual... If zombies are rampaging and I'm out of job, why even bother to go out? With the weather here they'll rot to pieces sooner or later.
     
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    DocB "I see you, little mouse! Run along"

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    BarryKaizer your crazy fairy godmother of death

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    can I strap upside down lawnmower onto a golf cart with a fuck ton of axes that spin death around it I will call it the hatred copter
     
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    Sure!

    *LOLS*

    Go wild!

    \o/
     
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    Depends. If its classic zombies that waddle like a penguin, the a long reach bladed weapon is perfect.
    If its new age zombies, thats as fast and feral as a rabid raccoon, then a gun.
    Plus, when common sense and rules doesn't apply any longer, a gun can help me pop some lead into dudes who thinks they own everyone through violence.
    There's only one dictator in the group, me.
     
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    Blunt weapons would be the best so I'd say a really durable metal police baton would probably be best followed by a mace. Sharp weapons aren't really suitable because not everyone can cleanly cut a head off in one strike and if your blade gets stuck in the zombie, you're screwed if there are more than one zombie present.

    Edit: actually maces would be better for guaranteed skull crushing, but they're harder to use than batons.
     
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    I’m gonna be a war god!!! Give me a good horse with a set of armour and halberd, CHARGE!!!!
     
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    A bottle of sleeping pills. So that I don’t need to deal with that BS.
     
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    Her character is trained and has plot armor from her director husband. No serum can give you that.
     
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    A fortified house with high metallic walls filled with spikes and electric wires, with canons and machine guns that can be controlled remotely. And should zombies ever reach inside I want something to leave the planet I am not going to charge into a zombie horde nor do I want to be anywhere near them
     
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    if they fast, a machete
    if they slow, a metal baseball bat
     
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