walking through the woods and suddenly...

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  1. 1021999

    1021999 Well-Known Member

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    So if you were walking through the woods and suddenly everything around you in a radius of 4 meters was dying what would you do? Would you hide in the woods? Go find the government for help? Or what? Oh yeah, you also have super strength and are pretty much immortal now.
     
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    Tsuru55 Well-Known Member

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    I would run away, with strength you can't do shit against something supernatural.

    Also you should post this in General not in Novel General.
     
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  3. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    How about thread title with Tony in it?
     
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    Tsuru55 Well-Known Member

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    Try to add a loli in your story and title. Half kidding.
     
  5. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Good clickbait should envelop emotional states, like indignity, lust or curiosity. Just mention sex, gender or tentacles. Pretend you're female. :blobcatcop:
     
  6. 1021999

    1021999 Well-Known Member

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    I'll name my next thread tentacles then.
     
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    BigBadBoi Well-Known Member

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    I will be a death god, ruling over insignificant mortals. *proceeds to have a mental breakdown in depression and loneliness*
     
  8. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    I'd live in a wasteland where I couldn't harm others until the lonliness became unbearable, when I couldn't tolerate the isolation anymore I'd try to figure something out that would cause the least
    Amount of harm to my surroundings.

    Probably be best to go to the article and hibernate
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    This is the most random thread I've read this week. If we're crazy strong and immortal, why hide (in the woods) or seek (the government for help)?
     
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    Renaxan [Ero Culture Enthusiast]

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    Now im confused. Did i click wrong link, the title of this thread on the main page different.
    Forum are sure confusing.
     
  11. 1021999

    1021999 Well-Known Member

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    Well I'm talking about the moment you gain the abilities. You just walk down a trail taking pictures and suddenly everything in 4 meters of you starts dying and is good and death in less than half a minute. Because you're afraid of killing people by being near them? I mean it'll be hard to go to anywhere populated to explain so you'd have to do get them from over phone to explain this.
     
  12. Robinhood1

    Robinhood1 *The Mood breaker*

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    *Open NU main page*
    *See a thread showing on top with "Forums are confusing. Is this good..." title and clicks on it
    *Thread with title "walking through the woods and suddenly is opened*
    *Goes back to NU main page*
    *Clicks again on "Forums are confusing..."*
    *Reaches same thread*
    *Comments*
    *Logs off*

    WHY OP JUST WHY!!
     
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    Sounds like you want to make a paradoxical thing like the 'logic' of fantasy(wuxia/xianxia/cultivation) based novels.
    Immortality in the face of death
     
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  14. lament

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    Which article though? I was thinking Huffington Post but New York Times sounds good too
     
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    Lemonfairy 〖Retired Cat Boss〗〖Feeling the Effects of Aging〗

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    I would be hungry and look for food :cookie:
     
  16. Fallion

    Fallion [Indolence Personified]

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    I’d probably contact the police, just to have someone come and confirm I’m not going crazy and if I was going crazy they’d be the ones geared to handle it. Then I’d demand money to let them research me and have a house built with the best damn internet in the country and live there while maintaining contact with my family over phone.

    I’m not exactly social to begin with so it’d pretty much just be positives for me. I wouldn’t mind staying in my apartment for months at a time if I had the choice.
     
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    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Suddenly everything in 4 meters radius dies? Of course, strip naked and dance the samba. It's pointless to run because you're already dead anyway. There's no point in hiding because whatever bacterial, viral, toxic or magical substance there has already touched you.

    To avoid unnecessary pain, it is better to get naked and breathe in deeply. That way you can die faster and get reincarnated as a hot noble loli. Win win.

     
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    AMissingLinguist [Not Here][Blank Sect][Nuffian #N]

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    *Everything around me starts dying*
    "Have I mastered death?"/"Wow, my body odor is strong."/"Did I just enter a horror movie?"

    As for a serious answer, super strength & immortality probably means I'll be fine, though I would rather have some other awesome powers. Who wouldn't want incredible luck and piles of money? :blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil:
     
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    PotatoZero Well-known Potato

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    Why, run away of course, if everything around me is suddenly dying there's high chance I'll also be dying soon
     
  20. Bakaturq

    Bakaturq Tell me, what do you see?

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    You talking about zeref bro?