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Discussion in 'I'm Looking For...' started by Miku, Apr 25, 2019.

  1. Femme Fatale

    Femme Fatale | Sublime Goddess Of Chance |

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    *lols* if holding hands makes you pregnant then touching your belly button whilst doing it is it's obvious contraceptive....your welcome. \o/
     
  2. Kaminomikan

    Kaminomikan 神のみ感

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    holding hands? so lewd, I'm calling the police
     
  3. Underload

    Underload <I need someone to scratch my back!>

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    Have you not heard of the 'Key & lock' Theory? according to which, without a key moving inside a lock and grinding against the inner machinery greased by low viscous fluids, the lock won't open and the treasure cant be obtained.
     
  4. GonZ555

    GonZ555 What i want for christmas is you

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  5. Novetsu

    Novetsu Well-Known Member

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    I love how there was only one guy who actually recommended something and the rest of us are just shitposting about lewd handholding.
     
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  6. Astaroth

    Astaroth empty

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    NUF topics getting dumber every day...
     
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  7. Ryuukage

    Ryuukage [Professional Lurker][Loli Head Patter][Lazy Fox]

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    For some reason, that made me laugh out loud.

    Seriously, what an evil person I am, laughing at the misfortune of others :blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil_horns:
     
  8. Ryuukage

    Ryuukage [Professional Lurker][Loli Head Patter][Lazy Fox]

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  9. Novetsu

    Novetsu Well-Known Member

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    What do you mean?! This wonderful site known as NUF has no stupidity to it's name! The resident nuffians on the other hand... We don't talk about those...
     
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  10. cursebreaker

    cursebreaker Outer disciple of Danmei Sect

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    #spoiler (?) Lol. Too lazy for the tag. In the mysterious island, where you forget everything, Shuhang fast forwarded his life with a bald lady there. (Am I remembering this right???)
    Just checked. It's Chapter 312: A series of pregnancies just by holding hands XD
     
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  11. SoulZer0

    SoulZer0 Heaven Refining

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    Go commit lung don't work
     
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  12. tirirism

    tirirism He who dealt it

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    May I ask for what reason?
     
  13. ru5ty

    ru5ty Citizen of MILF Kingdom

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    well thats interesting..maybe in other universes thats not a myth
     
  14. forecast

    forecast [Batoto Veteran] [sakurahana veteran]

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    same reason people read the kamasutra.
    To take notes and use it, when the "time" comes.
     
  15. DragonMage18

    DragonMage18 Outcast

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    Can you please keep your wired fetishes to your selfe? No normal person wants to come into contact with somting as lewd as holding hands.
     
  16. Ak0w

    Ak0w Well-Known Member

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    I remember when I almost took someone’s hand but I wasn’t ready to be a parent so I fell off the cliff instead
     
  17. RR Vocaloid

    RR Vocaloid RoyalRoad.com Slepragt

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    Sounds like a real cliffhanger.
     
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  18. FranckOA

    FranckOA Killer Klown From Outer Space

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    Nope, Joseph got NTRed by the holy spirit. "Let it be done unto me according to your word"... It could only be more obvious if she added stuff like "my husband is at a carpenter union meeting tonight, Mr Holy Spirit..." :blobangel: :blobnom:

    I guess NTR was called "miracle" at this time in history, because they still didn't had internet and Japan was too far away...
     
  19. raitei

    raitei ⟪Procyon lotor paronomasiaabsentii⟫

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  20. Ketheres

    Ketheres Well-Known Member

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    Hecking vaccines preventing hand-rape