Multiple Choice Quest

D

Yes, you heard right, his job is to be a nobody.

Every film he joined in to somehow become famous, ended up to be roles as a nobody, and now he famous for that role.

However, he was tired of that role and tried to...

A. be in an affair with someone well known
B. change his job outside of showbusiness
C. commit a fake suicide
D. make a video about how he is not a nobody

 

D.

But, even in that video, he was only recognized as a nobody... What a quandary for him.

Luckily, the MC has a solution, which is to...

A. gather the seven golden balls with stars
B. meet a blue robot cat with no ears
C. jump into the fair maiden pond (the axe fairy tale) and ask someone to answer truthfully
D. learn how to use a stand

 

D

It would be an uphill battle, but the MC had faith...
A. that stands were the solution to everything, and would eventually herald in world peace.
B. in Brendadirk Cragglethatch‘s ability to preserve through these trying times.
C. that something would happen eventually... right?
D. in the fact that he was the MC so, naturally, he could do anything and be the best there ever was (even if that thing was teaching a naked mole rat fanatic how to use a stand).

 

A

However, the question was, what kind of stand should he do? At last, he was enlightened and did a

A. Lemonade Stand
B. Moe Moe Kyun Kyun Stand
C. Knee Stand
D. Floating Stand

 

A

To their detriment, however, they set it up...

A. next to the Macho Association’s vegetable juice stand.
B. near the naked mole rats for president rallies.
C. without a loli to draw in customers.
D. in the midst of a rebellion declaring it would only end in either free taco Tuesday or death.

 

C

Yes, lolis were an essential ingredient to any stand, lemonade or otherwise. Realising his folly the MC, did some jugaad and

A. Made the naked mole rat crossdress as a loli
B. Killed all his competitors
C. Transformed into a shota
D. Added sparkles to the lemonade

 

D

Well, at least he thought they were sparkles. They were really...

A. chrome plated mini cornflakes.
B. pieces from some poor guys now broken taillights.
C. the universe’s last hope for peace.
D. , um, let’s just say there are some things better left unknown...

 

D

Yeah, he wasn't touching that information, even with a nine-foot tall stick.

The hero turned to his left and...

A. Ordered the loli to go out and find customers.
B. Looked for a way to turn himself into a female.
C. Devised a plan to grow winged horses.
D. Abruptly fainted and woke up in a dark place.

 

B

Indeed, a wild idea he got, perhaps the sparkles has affected him? Unable to think much, he...

A. Asked the Loli to turn him into a female.
B. Planning to be queer instead.
C. Eat the sparking stuff.
D. Hit his head on the wall.

 

A.

The loli blinked before replying, "Sure, hero."

"Yeah, okay. So what do I do?"

"Just stand still. I'll do the rest."

The loli clapped her hands and...

A. Slapped the hero's chest.
B. Slapped the hero's private parts.
C. Poked the hero's eyes.
D. Poked the hero in the forehead.

 

D

With that a customization menu screen appeared before the hero, and from it were 4 options to choose from...

A. motherly type
B. older sister type
C. loli
D. trap

 

D
As the great saint Brendadirk Cragglethatch had said, Traps were gay. And gay was good enough for our heroic MC. But unfortunately with great traps came some great pitfalls. And the pitfall our MC had was

A. A system that spoke Klingon
B. A seme who looked like a loli
C. A permanently equipped “Make Tony Great Again” hat
D. A rotten Meatbun-chan

 

B.

"My oh my~"

The hero felt a shiver went down his spine as the loli stared at him.

"Wh-what are you looking at?", the hero stammered as the loli sauntered towards him.

The loli merely smirked and...

A. Grabbed the hero and french-kissed him.
B. Slowly dragged her hands on the hero's thighs.
C. Pushed the hero to the ground.
D. Produced a thick, red rope and tied up the hero in an elaborate knot.

 

C

with lust and ecstasy in her eyes, she held out a foot and asked the hero to lick it.....

As a hero and a gentle man, there was only one choice for the hero to make and it was to...

A. give in and spend the rest of his days being her slave/pet
B. resist by glaring angrily/defiantly and/or biting her
C. stand up like a man and reverse the situation by using a wall slam
D. left with no choice, the hero had to use his trump card, calling for help!!!