How shameless can you be?

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  1. cap.toon

    cap.toon Well-Known Member

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    Share a shameless moment!!

    I went to buy cookies from a cookie shop. My card 1 wouldn’t work and so would my card 2. Calling the other chain, they confirmed the entire transaction system was down. But I had only cards on me, so I proposed I would make the order online. And I did. Meanwhile the customer behind asked if their card would work, but it didn’t and they eventually just left.

    I was half way to the door when I suddenly turned around and blurted, “can I get a free cookie?”

    “What!” The cashier confusedly responded. The manager was right beside her giving me a blank stare.

    I walked back to the counter, “can I get a free cookie? I had to make my payment online, through an order online.” I didn’t need to explain much. I guess they got the idea.

    The cashier turned and asked the manager, who paused a second before saying: “yea.”

    Internally, my heart was yelling to my brain, “what the f—were you thinking?”

    Externally, I generously smiled and vocalized my appreciation.

    I came home to re-tell the story for a laugh, while my sister said I acted like the poor. I even look poor wearing my big jacket. That was a great insult!
     
  2. waleuska

    waleuska Well-Known Member

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    lol
     
  3. Heimdallr

    Heimdallr [I-don't-know-what-to-write-here]

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    Are you collecting Blackmail material or what?
     
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    Back when I was still in university, I asked my parents for money once... ok, twice... ok, maybe more than twice..........
     
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    pirateking36 [[-Worst King-]]

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    not once or twice only maybe a couple of hundred times?
     
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    Gyoza Turn Up the Eurobeat

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    I once took not one but two samples at Costco.

    #I'mASlutForFreeFood
     
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    Chronos Bee Descendant of Sloth

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    Said goodnight to my mother, waited 10 mins,
    then retreat into the blanket and continued to play Snake with my Nokia.
     
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    The moment when your teacher kicked you out from the class, and you just went home.
     
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    UnGrave ななひ~^^

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    A pizza hut got one of our pizzas wrong, then dropped a slice of the replacement pizza for that, the they gave us another smaller pizza of the right type and waived the whole bill. It was a good day for free food.
     
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    [I went to buy cookies from a cookie shop. My card 1 wouldn’t work and so would my card 2. Calling the other chain, they confirmed the entire transaction system was down. But I had only cards on me, so I proposed I would make the order online. And I did. Meanwhile the customer behind asked if their card would work, but it didn’t and they eventually just left.

    I was half way to the door when I suddenly turned around and blurted, “can I get a free cookie?”

    “What!” The cashier confusedly responded. The manager was right beside her giving me a blank stare.

    I walked back to the counter, “can I get a free cookie? I had to make my payment online, through an order online.” I didn’t need to explain much. I guess they got the idea.

    The cashier turned and asked the manager, who paused a second before saying: “yea.”

    Internally, my heart was yelling to my brain, “what the f—were you thinking?”

    Externally, I generously smiled and vocalized my appreciation.

    I came home to re-tell the story for a laugh, while my sister said I acted like the poor. I even look poor wearing my big jacket. That was a great insult!SPOILER]
     
  11. VannVann

    VannVann [Drained] 《Worn Out》 GM

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    I steal caramels from my dad on daily basis. And yet I demand he share his biscuits with me. He also steals my snacks and demands I share my chocolate with him. It runs in the family.
     
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    Gyoza Turn Up the Eurobeat

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    More shameless moments:

    > My class was a snoozefest, so I just packed up my bags and left right in the middle of lecture.

    > I was playing card games with my teacher in 2nd grade and cheated during my turn to discard. Instead of discarding one card, I discarded two cards, which were stacked on top of each other. I got caught though... eek.

    > Asked someone out.
     
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    I ran outside of the house naked because I didn't want to go to school once.
     
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    chencking [Daolord Grammar Nazi]

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    I ate a leaf to trick my cousin out of his afternoon snack
     
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    I'm handholding with my wife while we are going to convenience store
     
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    Did you get accepted?
     
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  17. tak

    tak ignorant but well-meant

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    More details pls
     
  18. Gyoza

    Gyoza Turn Up the Eurobeat

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    Er... no and yes.

    I did it over text initially because that's what my friend told me to do. But then the person I confessed to was like "Text isn't acceptable! You should at least do it in person."

    So then I did it in person... and you know what I got in response?

    "I like you too Encore! I knew you liked me, and I was just waiting for you to confess."

    Yeah, at that moment I just wanted to throw myself off the face of Earth.
     
  19. XXXXX

    XXXXX Well-Known Member

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    because of our education system giving me no chance to realise what i wanted to do with my life i dropped out of the school i picked
    getting lots of free money while basically doing nothing for a year and ½. now im in a smithing workshop (at another school) and i love it...

    but my country has a serious problem with trying to get everyone to university... that is part of the reason i dropped out, i realised that trying to get a job in IT with a university degree would be hell since there were over 120 students in the same year in the same line as me, and only 4 had gotten a internship in 3 months...
    but the shameless part was probably doing nothing getting money even though it took 1 year to realise i wanted to smith
    i still held on for another ½ just to laze around................
     
  20. Maid Chan

    Maid Chan [Professional]

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    R U GUYS STILL DATING !!? !WOOOHOOO THATS SWEET AF
     
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