Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

Discussion in 'Community Games' started by Axiel, Jul 27, 2017.

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do you want to quote/be quoted?

Poll closed Aug 7, 2017.
  1. yes

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  2. shut it peasant, we don't care

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  1. Laling

    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    You get a small kitten.

    Inserts a small baby bottle.
     
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    Svalinn [IMG][/IMG]

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    You get a crab... don't ask

    Inserts a jar of salt
     
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    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    You get a ticket to the Red Sea.

    Inserts a dating simulator.
     
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    you get a harem... but they all died

    Inserts a blue balloon
     
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    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    You get a red balloon.

    Inserts a feral cat.
     
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    Svalinn [IMG][/IMG]

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    you get a living smilodon

    inserts new challenger
     
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    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    You get a pokemon fight.

    Inserts a legendary pokemon.
     
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    Svalinn [IMG][/IMG]

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    You get a ditto

    inserts a can of pepsi
     
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    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    You get a can of cola.

    Inserts a bag of ice.
     
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  10. Lemonfairy

    Lemonfairy 〖Retired Cat Boss〗〖Feeling the Effects of Aging〗

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    you get a bag of melted unicorn

    inserts a bowl of instant noodles
     
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    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    You get a pack of pasta sticks.

    Inserts a broken speaker.
     
  12. Lemonfairy

    Lemonfairy 〖Retired Cat Boss〗〖Feeling the Effects of Aging〗

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    you get a microphone that converts your voice into incoherent animal noises

    inserts an umbrella
     
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    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    You get a handmaiden.

    Inserts a scarf.
     
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    you get a bad ass scar on your back

    Inserts a broken coke bottle
     
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    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    You get a bottle of wine.

    Inserts my newfound will to live.
     
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    you a certificate of appreciation from society in general

    Insert mousetrap
     
  17. Lemonfairy

    Lemonfairy 〖Retired Cat Boss〗〖Feeling the Effects of Aging〗

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    you get a glow-in-the-dark horse saddle

    inserts a cupcake
     
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    you get a edible steel ball thing

    Insert bull ring
     
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    you get bull's shet

    inserts a matador, ole ~
     
  20. WhitesRabbit48

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    You get blood, lots of blood.

    Inserts a pitiful amount of daily vegetables.