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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Ai-chan's friend has a problem.

    "Today, I decided to get in the cowgirl position since it's my fiancé's favorite. I got a little carried away during the "ride" and suddenly heard his dick snap.

    What should I do?"

    Ai-chan also found out that this is a real thing.
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    Another friend has this problem.

    "My sister broke my electric shaver shaving her ass hair.. she took it without permission and lied when I asked. A few months later she tells me the truth... that I'm adopted."

    What should Ai-chan say to them, guys?
     
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  2. fluffymigs

    fluffymigs Balthazzar's Husband/Owner

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    So you broke your sisters sextoy because she broke your razor?

    An eye for an eye..
     
  3. Miserys_End

    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    The dick snapping thing should work itself out as long as there wasnt an accompanying ripping sound.

    As for the electric shaver if the motor still works, wait till she's sleeping, then turn if on as you push it against her naughty bits...
     
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  4. MutsuKata

    MutsuKata 『RO2's MG42 Operator』 『RS2's Loach Combat Pilot』

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    Are you sure it is a real dick?
    How the hell it can snap?
     
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  5. jinxs2011

    jinxs2011 [Rebel Against Normality][Writer of the Unusual]

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    ...have you tried turning it off and on again?
     
  6. Ryuukage

    Ryuukage [Professional Lurker][Loli Head Patter][Lazy Fox]

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    Don't mind me, I'm here just to read the comments to follow.
     
  7. 0000000

    0000000 I B SMILING!

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    Technically, it is a muscle (?) filled with blood when erected, so sprained, not snapped. Still hurts like a mf though.
     
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  8. SinCity

    SinCity Well-Known Member

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    my question exatly.

    And if it is real... Ouch
     
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  9. Miserys_End

    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    That's why I said it would work itself out with time... if there is a ripping should though... it will be followed by tears, moans of pain, and likely lots of very pained cuss words...
     
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  10. Maid Chan

    Maid Chan [Professional]

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    It can lol.
     
  11. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    :blobfearful:
    How is that related to the electric shaver incident? Unless...:blobsmirk:
    Are you suggesting for the brother to shave his own 'hair' with his sister's device?:blobwoah:
    A infant xenomorph snaps easily, why can't a male's sexual organ?:blobthinkingsmirk:
     
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  12. Goblin Sleuth

    Goblin Sleuth Well-Known Member

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    I remember watching some sort of medical show that talked about that shit. Stuff is real messed up the doctor explained it as imagining a pickle inside a sock. When it snaps the pickle part is what breaks, but the sock, the skin is still perfectly intact so it can be hard to tell visually that something is wrong. Of course if you're the guy obviously you don't need visual aid. Still I'm sure there are some hardy bros out there that would try to tough it out, especially if they didn't know dick breaking was a real thing.
     
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  13. Nyanko

    Nyanko Psychotic Cat Princess

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    Nyan is pro castration, so to me, the first option needs no further solution. The second one, tell the truth?
     
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  14. rijimon17

    rijimon17 Hope you can read the words

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    Or slapping the sides. Maybe move the tip untill you get a better reception.
     
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  15. xluferx

    xluferx [The writer who writes for fun][Meme lord]

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    It is real, and painful. Really painful
     
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  16. MutsuKata

    MutsuKata 『RO2's MG42 Operator』 『RS2's Loach Combat Pilot』

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    Yeah i know. But to make snapping sound is like broken hard object. Well it is sometimes goes hard but to snapped is a bit....
    Well i guess mine not "hard" enough i guess...
     
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    StuffedDuck Stuffed with Fluff

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  18. Liron

    Liron Well-Known (Failed) Prophet

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    It can’t really snap, but too much stress, bending or pulling when you have a boner can make the muscles rupture like any other part of your body (leading to the ‘snap’ she heard). It is supposedly painful as hell and some cases need surgical intervention.
     
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    MutsuKata 『RO2's MG42 Operator』 『RS2's Loach Combat Pilot』

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