Discussion If you were a shoe....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Femme Fatale, Jun 11, 2019.

  1. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Invisible and untouchable.

    I would be wearing sandals. Still a shoe, yes?
     
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  2. jbturkle

    jbturkle Fruit

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  3. wraith

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    They do sell those in adult sizes.
     
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  4. Adastria Lillith

    Adastria Lillith [Inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus]

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    shoes like in Kingsman? that has knife in it...
     
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  6. orematcha

    orematcha Well-Known Member

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    I like your taste uwu
    Have you ever seen kinky boots musical?
    I can't resist this Haruma Miura's... :aww:
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  7. lnv

    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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    I'd be this shoe:

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  8. Walter vi Britannia

    Walter vi Britannia Well-Known Member

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    No I haven't...but thank you for bringing this to light! PREACH!!
     
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  9. GDLiZy

    GDLiZy Wise Deepsea Mermaid

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  10. Lemonfairy

    Lemonfairy 〖Retired Cat Boss〗〖Feeling the Effects of Aging〗

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    I'd be these :aww:
     
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  11. Tilgarial

    Tilgarial [Chaos Tiger] [Paradox] [ded][Houseplant]

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    I'd... probably be barefoot
     
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  12. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    Skating shoes, cuz they got wicked blades.
    I'mma gonna murder other shoes.
     
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  13. Fulminata

    Fulminata Typo-ist | Officer of Heavenly Inc. |

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    i'll seconded this polipodys heels by kermit tesoro. Wearing this, i could feel the power of the strongest, darkest, evilist octopus witch that resides in the depths of the ocean coursing through my toenails.... And become MINEE *EVIL LAUGHS*


    Welp xD
    Anyway, i'll be this heels whenever i need to face a board full of peeps with flat expression and judgy mcjudgy eyes—like, today
     
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  14. GDLiZy

    GDLiZy Wise Deepsea Mermaid

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    You want to become one with the tentacles me? :blobpats: