Embarrassing sleeptalk

Just now Ai-chan was sleeping when apparently Ai-chan mumbled some very embarrassing things in front of Ai-chan's brother's kids.

According to Waiwai, Ai-chan said something along the lines of, "More... put into banana surprise. Make mama watch me eat curry horse." And then she couldn't continue because she was laughing too hard.

Ai-chan's brother's kids couldn't understand a thing. So it's fine.

Have you had embarassing sleeptalk before?

 

I didn't get it either. What's banana surprise and curry horse?

 

not exactly a sleeptalk but I was told that I ate a snack even though I was still sleeping. I headed back to my bed after a bite tho

 

What happens when you turn the inside of a banana to mush? How does it look like when horses shoot?

 

Anal? Maybe? Dunno I'm a virgin.

 

I once called my friend fuckdaddy when he tried waking me up

does that count?

 

Then it's mush and tastes worse.

Shoot as in when they shoot out of their stallions?

 

My family's males have been notorious for sleep talking and walking.

Some of the stories about me where; about going to the cave of underwear to meet the pokemon master Jim, eating the seven secret books so I could gain the power of the sun, and telling my brother I am sorry repeatedly over eating the last sandwich (we where in the car).

I didn't belive it when I was younger and thought my sisters where just making fun of me till i saw my youngest brother sleeptalk.

He was crying because he couldn't poop no more and all the other kids could poop but he couldn't, and probably the creepiest was my brother chanting a bible hymn in his sleep.

 

I

???? Bukkake?

 

Does it count if I was sleeping in classes and the teacher woke me up and I replied with a hearty: "I love you too, Schnuffelpuffel!"

... she wasn't really happy, nor my gf ... as both got called Schnuffelpuffel from our classmates from that day on ...

 

This is a big fear mine. I hope that I never talked while sleeping, because I've some secrets.

 

not really mumbling, but my friend said I talked like I was reciting incantation with high and low pitch voices.

 

I thought banana surprise meant swallowing a banana with it's accompanying cream. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spoiler

What I was referring to is only a banana split, ofc.

 

I remember a few times but the most memorable would be,

I was living at my uncle's house during summer vacation and was reading warlock of the magus world(Binge reading tbh) n... My aunt came to wake me up one morning while i was having my battle of destiny against snake dowager(i was leylin ofc) in my dream... When she(my aunt) shook me, i pulled her hand n she fell down n i started saying in my sleep "is this your level?! Is that all u got?!(my native language)".... N she started crying coz she thought i was being violent....

My uncle almost beat me up(almost...) but i saved myself after giving a lonnnngggg and confusing(according to them) explanation...

 

is "banana surprise" not an slang for trap?

 

Well i never heard myself sleep talking and neither have anyone else say anything about me sleeptalking, but apparently i grind my teeth in sleep so that's close enough

 

Here is what Ai-chan's thoughts on the matter.

Spoiler: Ai-chan's thoughts

https://www.her.ie/lol/china-has-had-to-ban-erotic-banana-eating-livestreams-291700

 

I have not had embarrising sleep talk... But I have had embarrassing woken up from a deep sleep by a phone call talk. This was back when I was binging Coiling Dragon, and having read my self to sleep, I was disturbed by a phone call! It was my mother. To her greeting I said "Mum, I have become the earth god!" then my head cleared and it was like wtf did I just say???

 

Hmm nice gifs *gulps* I see

 

My sleep talk is always me laughing creepily or evilly. I can't even recall having any "good" dream to laugh about? Strange, very strange indeed.