Embarrassing sleeptalk

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  1. Ushiyama Tatsuma

    Ushiyama Tatsuma Devilish Judoka • Big Breeder ☆

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    I'm in tears bruh holy shit! You're too formidable!:blobjoy:
     
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  2. Raidou99

    Raidou99 [The Forgotten]

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    I see. My misery brings u happiness. Good.
     
  3. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    A friend of mine back in uni once said, "Dem Christian kids...."
     
  4. reagents 11

    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    Curry horse along the line that the horse are turned into meat and cut up to sizes for a nice spicy golden curry ? I cannot think lewd of it in anyway. They sounds delicious.
     
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  5. StuffedDuck

    StuffedDuck Stuffed with Fluff

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    sleeping ... phone call ... talking ...

    Not sure if this story would fit as sleep talk ...

    I got an enraged phone call from a friend - waking me up by the way - asking me why the hell I am still at home while she is waiting since more than 15 minutes for me(and I am normally rather too early instead of being on time, latest). I apologized to her and promised to be on my way asap ... I ordered a taxi, jumped under the shower and was fully dressed in front of the house in roughly 5+ minutes ...
    Along the way I was still slightly confused for when we had made the appointment as I am normally really good with dates & Co.

    ... in the end I asked her and she told me that we had talked at the phone earlier the morning for roughly one hour and fixed the date ... and I had - and still have - no memories of the phone call at all ... however, she told me that I was rather taciturn during our conversation ...
     
  6. Raidou99

    Raidou99 [The Forgotten]

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    U can check ur call history to make sure u had the call right? If there is a log of u having talked for an hour or so then that kinda confirms that ur friend isn't lying
     
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    StuffedDuck Stuffed with Fluff

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    ...it was confirmed that we did talk at the phone for an hour ... at least someone at my place picked the the phone up and did hang-up after an hour ...

    ... I just gonna blame one of my cats for it ... blob_crime
     
  8. Chrono Vlad

    Chrono Vlad 『Banned From Drinking』

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    < laughed

    < screamed

    < saying incomprehensible things
     
  9. Raidou99

    Raidou99 [The Forgotten]

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    "one of my cats".... How many do u have...?
     
  10. StuffedDuck

    StuffedDuck Stuffed with Fluff

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    at that time only 3 ...

    ... I am the male equivalent of the Crazy Cat Lady ... somehow ... you could call me the Crazy Cat Gent
     
  11. Raidou99

    Raidou99 [The Forgotten]

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    I see. I understand..... Well maybe not... What do u guys even like about keeping so many pets? Have one is good enough isn't it?
     
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    StuffedDuck Stuffed with Fluff

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    It might be good enough for us humans, but not for the cats themselves - unless your cat shows signs of feline asocial behaviour - two or more cats are better(ofc would you need the space to accommodate them) ... if some species would keep you as a pet I am sure that you would prefer to have someone to talk to, or?
     
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    Raidou99 [The Forgotten]

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    I see... That does make sense. Well cats aren't popular as pets where i live so i didn't know cats work like that... Dogs on the other hand r just fine even if it's the only one in the house...

    I am more of a dog person
     
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    I sleep talk ALLLLLLL the time. Apparently I also sing in my sleep. It's gotten to the point where my family just ignores me screaming in the middle of the night because I'm probably just having a bad dream. For some reason I find other people's sleep-talking hilarious though.
     
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    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    I don’t think I sleep talk. But I do tear the sheets off my bed, tear the case off my pillows, and throw said pillow across the room. :blobhero:
     
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    I'd like to think that i've grown out of it.

    But yesterday, my roomie said that i apparently shocked them out of their drowsy state by shouting "CLOSE THE DOOR DAMMIT! THERE'S A HUNGRY LION APPROACHING!" or some variant of that while i was sleeping.
    So well, yeah...
     
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    Apparently I say gibberish when sleeptalking?
     
  18. Adieu

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    At least you don't sleep-walk-fap
     
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    It is a mind blowing experience
     
  20. aueneg

    aueneg 【Lazy】

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    I once sleeptalked when I was a kid, mom was trying to wake me up then I started calling her a murderer because before she woke me up. Everyone that I know was getting killed and when she woke me up, she merged with the image in my dreams.