Is this for real?

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  1. Femme Fatale

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    So it's that time of the year where the dogs really shed. O.O

    And I'm searching the internet to find some inspiration or even humor to deal with the situation and I find this link.

    https://www.wikihow.com/Vacuum-Your-Dog

    So my question is.....is this for real? And if it is, how do you get your dog to sit still? Especially if you have two really big babies full of white endless fur. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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    It's real. I'm not really sure how to keep your dogs still, since that's more of a situational thing...
     
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    You trained it. It's waaay much easier than training a cat. Cat couldn't careless about anything.
     
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  5. Femme Fatale

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    You don't want to trigger a flight or fight response in a pet that can tear your arm off effortlessly either. :p

    Not that my dogs would do that, but it's always good to remember that at the end of the day, they are all just animals.
     
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    OnceandFutureLurker Well-Known Member

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    I thought vacuums were one of those things almost all dogs naturally hated :blobawkward:
     
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    Mine are indifferent to them....unlessI try this on them I guess. XD

    Well this just makes me want to ask about your dietary habits. :D
     
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    Some dogs consider vacuums their nemesis

    Some dogs fear the suckers (my late dog was like this)

    Some dogs don't mind vacuums (much. My current dog is like this as long as you don't point the sucky end at her)

    And then some really enjoy getting hoovered (my relative's dog was like this since she was a puppy)
     
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    Make it an outside dog.
     
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    Haha thanks. XD my dogs do know commands, it's just like all babies when their bottom line is tested it can get messy in the bath. ^.^

    I wonder if they'd like getting hoovered....heh, that would be hilarious.

    Awe, why have a pet if they can't be around you? *lols* Besides, they'd whine if they were left outside to long because, despite all that fur, they like to act miserable so we let them in. >_>
     
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    Ahhh.. The perks of having dogs that has insanely short furs :blob_coffee:
    The sweet feeling of no coat to brush or thousands of fur flying everywhere.

    On the serious note.
    Use their leash & train him/her.
    I've trained my dog to stand/sit still with leash on unless I lead her or commanded her to move.

    Another one is food. Keep them distracted with their favorite treats while you're grooming them
     
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    Training a dog to sit and be vacuumed would be the same as getting it used to any form of grooming. We shave our dogs for summer because their breed doesn't shed and it gets hot here, so it's easier to just shave them. At first I had to do them in sections over the course of the day and feed them treats, but nowadays they're super placid and sit still to be shaved no problem, because they're used to it.

    Vacuum your dog by going slow and getting them used to it.
     
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    What, you thought vacuum cleaner salesmen only sold vacuums.
     
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    Next time I get a door to door vacuum sales man, I'm gonna bring my dogs out and ask him for a demo. :cookie:
     
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    Just cook them 4Head
     
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    lucjanssens a very ¨rabbit¨ bunny

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    well mine rabbit is also shedding so i have to deal with that to
    but i have found out if you brush them regularly the amount os loos fur decreases by a lot
    and after 3 week i could fill a pillow with rabbit fur
    it was soft
     
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    I have to say, I kinda find it funny when the birds pluck the fur right off the dog's back. :D:D:D If I brush them regularly then I don't get to see the birds and dog interact like that. XD
     
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    Ah, well,The best solution is...using dao spells of course!

    Modern problems,require Daoist Solutions! Just hit em' with a Stop Spell and then the Removing Dao immediately after and you're good to go!
     
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    Don't vacuum a slime! Slimy get sucked...
    *Shiver in fear*