Chinese novel virgin

Hey,right now just suddenly have a thought.If 40 years old virgin is a wizard,then what about those thousand years old virgin in chinese novel ?

sorry,just feeling bored

 

Uh... their Immortal?

 

yeah, kinda redundant when the requisite for being a thousand year old virgin is practically being a wizard.

 

Impotent, I think

 

Backed up.

 

We have charts for that for a reason.



Here is one that goes to 3000:

 

They keep their virginity because their virgin yang is important for their cultivation. It's only worth for them to have sex if they find the ultimate virgin phoenix Ying to copulate with. That's what against the gods taught me

 

REAL difference:

Wizards fap incessantly... Immortals achieve divinity through a thousand years of self-inflicted agony.

 

I thought it was 30 years old

 

Meng Hao.

 

what I've found based all of chinese xianxa novels are cultivating is masturbating, when they got higher in cultivation level it's where they ejaculate/orgasm the best.

 

I wonder how much sperm 3000 years of masturbation would make, like a full bathtub? Backyard above ground pool?

 

Fixed that for ya

It goes to a pocket plane alternate dimension that stores your chi (inside your balls)

 

Just thinking makes me feel errr.

 

Immortal virgin!

 

Umm as they say *no pain, no gain* and so they become immortal by inflicting the greatest of pains on themselves..... They castrate themselves

 

Oh! I did not expect that... but that makes sense.

 

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