What should I barbeque?

I fixed up my barbeque and threw some weenies on it, but they weren't too good by themselves so I think I want to expand my barbeque roster some more before cooking for anyone else. I've thought of the obvious, hamburger patties, and have a vague idea that it's possible to cook vegetable skewers on there, but I need more instruction. What should I cook on the barbeque?

 

That's barbaric! Those poor weenies!

But since it's already done, might as well throw in the meatballs.

 

Fish? Or if possible stingray.

 

Cough

 

Apple sausage, turkey burgers, marinated zuccini

 

Mushroom? Fish fillet? Chicken breast?(I prefer thigh meat) or squid???

 

Pork potatoes corn veggies

 

Corn

 

Zuccini marinated in bit of olive oil, lemon juice salt and pepper is really good

 

full chicken.....

 

Uh... no

 

human

 

your friends and family! obviously

Edit: man I read the question badly. uhm. bring your friends and family to the barbecue where you uhm...make some good roasted corn

 

If there's a chinese store around you you can add Turnip cake/radish cake/daikon cake/lo bak go <<<its name
No need to marinate it with bbq sauce, just brush bbq sauce on both side and done

Like this

 

How did you both come to the same barbaric conclusion at the same time? I'll have to amputate someone later I guess.

 

Ominous... Is that actually roasted human?