Uhh, how about "I thought I was stupid, but seeing you makes me reassured of my relative intelligence" and "Science proposes that humans can't survive without their brains, but your presence disapproves the claim"
I've always thought that every human has one talent. Congratulations yours is being an absoulte jackass
Well that works and i would be happy of they try to beat me. At least i would have a proper reason to beat them blue and red Also it would work very much if i say that in of a girl or better yet his crush and then that would be fun *evil laugh*
Top 10 insults in MOBA. 1. Cancer 2. Peenoise 3. Indogs 4. Bobo 5. wkwkw 6. Ching-chong 7. Noobs 8. Fuck this shit 9. China nuke your country 10. "Insert country" number 1
I guess that for CN MC the worst you could say to them would be something like "I would slap you in the face but there is nothing of value up there..."
i go for simple stuff. "You don't, and never will matter." "No one will genuinely call you a friend." no curses, no bad words... straight hate. but i like "you're a failed abortion" the most!
I have to say the MC latest chapter of how to tame your princess did a splendid job in tearing an antagonist both a new metaphorical asshole and then proceeding to do so physically. How you deliver your insults matter just as much as what you say to insult them. Looking at a person with dead eyes, and speaking in monotone, with utter disinterest will go much farther then speaking in an angry heated tone. Make them feel as if they mean nothing to you or anyone else, as if they could disappear and no one would care and it will crush them faster then an loud and angry insult you could throw at them. Just remember, hate is not the opposite of love or caring, its indifference. Hate means you have an emotional connection. A connection that means they have power over you. They can make you angry.
Haha this reminds me of r/rareinsults xD some nice vids on YouTube of that too. Like this one hmm some insults I could think of... "How about you go somewhere people actually want you. Just take a left off that cliff and afterlife will be right there" "I hope your mom's ok. It must be hard having given birth to an excuse of a human like yourself" "Could you keep your opinion to yourself? Thank you. If I wanna die from laughter though, you'll be the first to know" There's one that's not really insulting but it makes me grin each time I think of it. It's part of this video it's the "you... ssssssack of a man!" line xDDDD looool this reminds me of one post out of r/suddenlygay, it goes like "Fuck you!" "Fuck me yourself you coward" XD
Well, I have NOTHING at all against short people(wishing to be shorter myself), I promise!!! But, there's one I've heard once that I felt was really insulting: 他(她)挺胸抬头， 一迈步就可以走到床底了。 It means "If he/she lifts his chin and puff(?) out his/her chest, he/she could get under the bed with one step", Insulting the person for being short.