Alright~ Would now be a bad time to mention I actually did almost murder another child when I was smol and thats why I dislike violence?
I think this would be great conversation starter. Since you kinda confessing everything throughout the whole thread, now os as good time as any, I guess? Good that you didn't actually murder anyone Btw, do you have someone you open up to about this kinda stuff? I think you need one, if you don't.
Mmm. Dont like yanderes. Also... I actually do do semilegal things with my cousins.. that do not involve drugs or alcohol. More.. trespassing. And strangers also randomly confess their illegal doings to me from time to time. ...its confusing. I either get this or a comment about how punchable my face is. Decide. Please. And while I dont like violence I will reduce an asshole to tears via physical pain if they cross a line. Jaaahaaahaaa. Bitch, I may not have decked you immediately when you told me to my face that all africans are deformed and made jokes about murdering people like me, but that does not mean I agree with you. Also, it don't make it okay to say these things as 'jokes' bcuz I look like I cant hurt you. I can hurt you, I just choose not to.
Not really. Theres the almost murdered one who thinks its no biggie bcuz I also saved this persons life multiple times even if this person almost got murdered by me. Apparently barely remembers other than me being ...unavailable for quite some time then returned antiviolence instead of, "lets punch that guy in the crotch so we can win!"
Psychopathic murderers are hard to like. I also not quite get the appeal. I know this is not the case, but when you say it in this way, I just have to say this, ok? Yobai? When you said with your cousins, you meant that you are not doing it to them, but together with them, right? You should get a job in the justice department. Also, I think I know the feeling I think you should find one. Potentially someone not related might be better than someone close
Ewwww no I am against incest. Platonic bedsharing is a legit thing! And its not even a trespassing thing. I mean, I chaperone otherwise illegal activities? Sometimes. We dont do this all the time.. its just, hey, safe adult yas. This hookah thing is making me get outta the loop tho. I dont think the justice departmemt would hire me *looks at mental rapsheet*
I did say I knew it was not the case, but I had to make that joke lol It was beyond my will So, you are .. a godmother? Mental rapsheets are good in the way that no one can see them if you don't speak lol Unless they are accompanied by a real one. But even in that case, there are possibilities.
Yeah? Interesting. Not a godmother, cool older adult cousin. Bcuz we have way too many not cool adult cousins. I had to step up~ well, I am the local cool adult cousin at least. Soon there might be another.
Yep. Linguistic jokes are like that. You can think of it as one of the misunderstandings in novels. This is how they happen That's universally true. People are quite often aren't responsible Sounds like you can avoid it?
Nope. Nooope. Nooooooooope. That seems like a bad idea for me. Mildly entertaining for you tho, probably.
Eh. How about I give you a basic rundown and imagine you randomly accuse random internet alcoholics of being @Lurking Hmmm. Seems kinda cruel...