Is it her tears or... Oh...maybe it's her sweat. That makes more sense than what I was actually thinking lol
You perverts!! Isn't there a legal way to get her water into your mouth? It's called kissing, especially french kiss
I wont deny I'm a pervert, but I was meaning more Earth-can was salty over bei g ignored for so long. So she is jumping on the fad bus with the tears she shed while being lewded... On a side note, it's already been established she showers and bathes in fresh water.
Some of these are all kinds of fucked up and I regret reading them, just so you know If the girl I'm dating has a dad like that...yeah, i ain't visiting for family get togethers
Yeah man, Kevin is ok in small doses, but can be a bit clingy... This is why I used Tupperware... the seals keep the moisture out too... I'm fairly sure this is how some horror stories start... They still fear Marianne Williamson in Germany, her machinegun style rants sent many a soldier to the psychiatric clinic with complexes about cleanliness, personal hygiene and finishing everything on their plate.... @userunfriendly @SupremeTentacle Need a beanie hat? What every passenger wants to see when they look out the window .... "Umm stewardess, should we be preparing for isekai?" They're just whalecuming you to join in on the fun.... Billy: I made a pair of brass knuckles in metal shop today, *snicker* How did you you like that denture clinic Johan: *toothy grin* From lucky pervert to seriously running scared for his life. You have just activated the reoccurring villain or childhood acquaintance plot hook. Choose wisely as the other party might be the protagonist... This can go one of two way, you either ask if the wife cosplays as the "prey animal", or grab the nearest staff like object and yell at the top of your lungs "you~ shall~ not~ pass~!" And attempt to shatter the floor... when that fails, or you just broke the torch lamp you grab the GF's hand and with a "Fly, you fool!" The first might get you murdered, the second you should have time to escape as furdad is rolling on the floor trying not to die of hyperventilation.