Discussion Titles on NUF

Hi there! So basically I had this great(in my opinion) idea. Basically it’ll be a title system with Tony as emperor and mods as kings with particularly helpful individuals as dukes, counts or barons.
Each title gives a certain amount of nuffies every day/week/month.
So what do you guys think of it? Is is completely stupid or worth looking into?

 

The gap b/w the rich and the poor will only increase...

 

Why do you want an economy for a currency that does nothing?

 

As it is in reality

 

You can hire bullies with it? That’s something

 

And every day someone will incite revolution

 

I mean we get taxed here and there in some of our nuffian spendings.

 

Too much time on the internet. At least I’m not a memelord

 

seems like you don't get out enough :S

 

Look at the post above yours

 

we need to collect taxes

 

I am addicted to internet too lol, but I mostly use it when on the go out and about

 

I agree with this, but this doesn't go far enough. I propose that not only we give people salary, we also give people gold. Yes, gold. Why gold? Why not a pet hamster you may ask? Because pet hamsters aren't gold. Unless you paint them gold, but that defeats the purpose of having a pet hamster. Pet hamsters aren't gold, you see. For the purpose of rewarding ranks, pet hamsters will not do. Oh no, they will not do, because you shouldn't paint pet hamsters in gold, as that would be animal cruelty. PETA will go up in arms about this feat of animal cruelty that they will most certainly make public protests, wearing nothing but gold paint, in a cage, with a spoon.

 

To balance out the power system in NUF, I propose that the lower tier you are, the more nuffies you get.

 

While it's funny, it's not something that will happen

 

This turned into a shitpost real fast...

 

*prepares to do it on day 1*

 

The randomness of that post exceeds my puny human understanding.

 

It is not random at all. It is very easy to understand if you were to lock the pussy with real world setting. The easiest is to just consider it as if you would boil water or drink tea. If you were to put gold into water then boil it, it elevates the value of that water, as you can now market it as 'water boiled with gold'. It's still water, but with the added tagling of 'gold-boiled'. Try that with a pet hamster, and you will only get a boiled hamster. The product will then not be water, but a dish called 'boiled hamster'. Even if you don't boil the hamster, you will not be able to sell it as hamster water because everyone will just see it as water with a drowned hamster.