What if your world is a visual novel?

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Just now Ai-chan met a dude who claimed he knew Ai-chan from school. Now that by itself is not a problem, Ai-chan forgot a lot of people. So we sat down and had lunch and we 'talked'. Ai-chan even got a few good jokes from it.

    The only problem is, everything comes with a multiple choice question. When he asked, "Do you remember me?" the answer given was "Yeah." "No." "I think I forgot to turn off the fridge". And when he asked, "How's the food?", the answer was "It's great!" "It's okay." "My dog eats better than this." and with "Would you like to try?" greyed out.

    Then Ai-chan remember having to climb a mountain to get to a clinic where Ai-chan's little sister is giving birth to Ai-chan's baby. It was very tiring. Like why was Ai-chan climbing the mountain when Ai-chan can just drive up there? Oh yeah, by the way, this was a dream.

    What would you do if your life is a visual novel?
     
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  2. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie already dead

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    ... Here's a tomato juice. Sober up.
     
  3. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    VN means I get choices in life. So... yay, I guess?:hmm:
     
  4. grish99

    grish99 [Pelican Hater] [Hater of Face-Slapping]

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    ai-chan got a nice dream
    if it was a novel it would have tags/genre
    yuri,incest,pregnancy,god-human relationships and netori
     
  5. Kikiji

    Kikiji May or may not be here

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    I would pity the company who made this visual novel cause they'll definitely be bankrupt soon.
     
  6. replay

    replay ★Milk and Honey smelling Merchant★

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    Ai-chan. . . .
    dunno if your drunk or something. . .
    but welp some may consider it rude to be forgotten. . ..
    but welp your a human, you can politely say that you honestly forgotten or not sure who he was, it is OK! really OK!
    it's not like you teamed up for 3 years and day and night doing stuffs here and there, that guy just said he knew you from school, welp ain't you famous~

    but welp if it's a VN then it has to have a SAVE, LOAD option then. . ..
    and YEAH A HELL YES FOR ME!!!!!
     
  7. reagents 11

    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    Yeah the reply from nuffians does not disappoint. Good bait @Ai chan.
     
  8. XselfesterX

    XselfesterX Well-Known Member

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    I will enjoy them and learn from those experiences in the VN.
    So with the knowledge i gained and the fun times and sad times i spent in the VN, i will bring those experiences to the real world.
    But if you ask me what i will do if i was in a VN. I will do anything i like ^-^


    Peace is a lie, there is only passion.

    Through passion, I gain strength.

    Through strength, I gain power.

    Through power, I gain victory.

    Through victory, my chains are broken.
     
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  9. Nyanko

    Nyanko Psychotic Cat Princess

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    My VN would be a linier visual novel, where on weekdays I'd go to work, and on weekends, I would sleep.
    It'd be a Yuri VN though, and reviewers will be upset with a low number of H scenes
     
  10. lucjanssens

    lucjanssens a very ¨rabbit¨ bunny

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    if my world was a visual novel it would be very boring
     
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  11. Nargol

    Nargol Evangelist. Candy-san. Pope of the Cult of Pyoo

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    If my life is a VN, it's a very shitty one
     
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  12. Cutter Masterson

    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    I’d live it up. I mean it’s like being in a Isekai.
     
  13. checkman123

    checkman123 [Nez] [The Bystander][RAWR FEAR ME]

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    well I would be quite upset that this world doesnt have magic.
     
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    DreadLord Well-Known Member

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    I restart it just to have more time for myself and my interest like video-games and so on.
     
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  15. Yukkuri Oniisan

    Yukkuri Oniisan 『Procrastinator Archwizard Translator and Writer』

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    An elderly patient arrived at the emergency room. The family said that he had a fever since this morning and refuse to eat and drink. He had a history of paralysis on both legs, heart failure, and refuse to be treated in the hospital. His hand filled with phlebitic veins from numerous previous IV catheter. Both of his legs had severe pretibial edema with uncertain urine output. His pulse is stable but there is a sign of vein insufficiency. You have no idea if he had a DVT or DCT since you can't test his blood and the Public Health Center you worked at didn't have special diagnostic tools nor monitoring equipment available.

    What will you do?

    A. FUCK IF I KNOW?
    B. Ask his family for a signature saying: "I hereby agree for the patient to be treated with limited facilities."
    C. Can I resign?
    D. It's definitely a lupus.
     
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  16. Ushiyama Tatsuma

    Ushiyama Tatsuma Devilish Judoka • Big Breeder ☆

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    Sell me whatever you've consumed to make you this high at a discount please!:aww:
     
  17. Ushiyama Tatsuma

    Ushiyama Tatsuma Devilish Judoka • Big Breeder ☆

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    E. None of the above,instead prepare this man a rental one roomer six feet under and may he rest in peace.
     
  18. RizYun

    RizYun #Kaffee4Laifu

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    i'd confussed:blobdizzy::blobdizzy: as all of my crush & love interest was name @Icha lol...:blobpeek::blobcheeky::blobsweat::blobsweat::blob_blush:
    Lisa -> Icha;
    Nissa -> Icha;
    Sabrina -> Icha;
    etc...
     
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    First, the answers aren't just yes or no, you can be creative and/or smart and say, 'yes I remember you but I can't seem to recall the name, sorry' (that is an example) from there chose your words so you don't sound like a liar (you need to be careful if you don't want to hurt the other person's feelings just in case :hmm:)
    Second, if my life was a VN I would probably be looking for a way to meet the author fo two reasons, one, why I am not OP and can't see other peoples statuses? two, I need my floating island :blobamused:
     
  20. Delusion

    Delusion Dark lord

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    If my world was a visual novel, it would be a pretty shitty one.

    There would be a romance tag with no female lead.
    There would be action with the MC getting trashed.
    There would be harem with 2Ds as your waifu.