Discussion Microwaved mayo taste better than regular mayo

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  1. Lil K.O

    Lil K.O [Loki]

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    This is not up for discussion, it just taste Better. The taste just really pops at you once you've microwaved it, it's a completely different experience one you can't get from regular non mircowaved mayonnaise:blobuwu::blobuwu::blobuwu:
     
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  2. gangsar1998

    gangsar1998 Well-Known Member

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    Then why dont you try microwave a salad, or make a grilled lettuce with lamb sauce. Dont forget the idiot sandwich
     
  3. xtremeloldude

    xtremeloldude the slime guy

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    consider the following: no mayo is better than mayo
    i love how that sentence could mean i'm super into mayo or don't like mayo at all and i'm going to keep it vague
     
  4. Lil K.O

    Lil K.O [Loki]

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    Mircowave the mayo separately
     
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    What's their new taste like ? Smoky ?
     
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    Ordinary people Well-Known Member

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    I don't understand
     
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    OverlordPotato Well-Known Member

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    Ketchup > Mayo.:aww:
    Come at me :blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil_horns::blob_grin:
     
  8. Miserys_End

    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    o_O cant say I will ever try that, but good to hear you found a new way to eat your condiments
     
  9. Chize

    Chize Well-Known Member

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    Don't care about mayo when I have hot sauce.. :blobowoevil_horns:
    Spicy foods are the best! :blobcat_hyper:
     
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    TiggerBane Always asleep yep yep yep| Canidae lover

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    Why use sauce when you can have syrup instead?
     
  11. Nom de Plume

    Nom de Plume [Shio’s Disciple] [True Villain] [Equip: Gunblade] Novel Updates Staff

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    Seems like work even if it did taste better

    Most Mayo has egg and I don’t want to imagine how it turns out. Congealed?
     
  12. Bakaturq

    Bakaturq Tell me, what do you see?

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    Hijikata: Go on, I'm interested
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    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    Nah. Can only mean you don't like mayo. Would be different if it was like... "No condiment is better than mayo" .. which would normally mean you think mayo is the best condiment, but could technically also mean you'd rather have *nothing* than have mayo.

    Would also work if it was qualified somehow. Like..

    "No mayo is better than my mom's home made mayo."

    Which is the perfect thing to say if you don't have the courage to tell your mom you hate her mayo.

    ...

    There has to be a distinction between the two mayos, basically, or the phrase can only mean you hate mayo.
     
  14. userunfriendly

    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    You sicko...microwaved Mayo is much thinner, tastes bland and you don’t get the contrasting temp difference...like a hot spicy chicken sandwich with ice cold mayo.:blob_coughblood: