Discussion The following scenario with Area 51 has a nice movie idea to it

The following scenario with Area 51 has a nice movie idea to it: a gray space alien doesn't have permission to land on Earth but he does and crashes near the Mexico-Arizona border. Then he illegally crosses that border and travels to Area 51 because the space version ICE is after him. When he is kicked out of Area 51, he starts living in a Mercedes-Benz Sprinter van down by the river. He then becomes a lederhosen-wearing, spaghetti-eating, and Charles Dickens-reading (namely, "Great Expectations") gray alien who IDs as a White American that demands a $15 min. wage job. His heroines are Rachel Dolezal and Elizabeth Warren. With him are a nagging Flat-Earth mom-in-law and her Christopher Walken-sounding vegan cannibal zombie moose! The zombie moose is a fan of 1950s B&W American sci-fi and/or giant monster movies! BTW, Harvey Weinstein would be the alien's accountant.

 

You forgot to add that the Spanish Inquisition would unexpectedly show up because the alien doesn't believe in Jesus lol.

 

Actually, the gray alien befriends a Mexican with that name!

 

A quick google search (read: looking at the summary of their Wikipedia-pages) later, I'm still not sure, what your problem with Warren and Walken is. The others are rather obvious, but those two elude me. Please clarify

 

I just like using Chris Walken-sounding zombie mooose jokes in many of my on-lines posts on other pages. For Warren, well, a White woman claiming to be Cherokee. Fraudster alert?

 

Oh, that was her? I didn't remember her and it either wasn't important enough to be mentioned on her wiki-page or it gets deleted by her staff ever so often.

 

oi what happen to The following scenario with Area 51 has a nice movie idea to it were it to be made into a movie ?

 

I actually forgot that I made a prev. post thread here about that!

 

It's just that important lol

 

You should add a medium channeling shrodingers cat

 

And the van turns out to be a Decepticon who forgot his mission and decides to eat human brains. He chose not to eat the alien's brain because the alien doesn't have a brain and the Decepticon can't make sense of his $asja9^!$%9a that passes as its brain.

 

Bruh, whatever you're on, I want some of dat dank shit

 

You're missing the anti-vac activist and conspiracy theorist with a tinfoil hat, building an escape space shuttle (randomly assembled pile of scrap metal with a mock cockpit) in his underground shelter (moms' basement).

 

Meh where's the naruto runners in that premise ?

 

Here's the true movie on whats gonna happen at the area 51 raid....

 

What with the recent interest about Area 51?


EDIT: oh i see, i wonder if people will really storm area 51

 

People are trying to get a raid together and storm area 51 to see what's actually going on in there.
The video I posted is a joke about how that shit would go down. Because people are going to get their asses shot off when this goes down lol

 

Someone found out that the extraterrestrials controlling the American government are residing in Area 51.

 

I only take prescription or over-the-counter drugs for things like OCD and ADHD. The opening post in this thread was just me using my twisted mind!