And they say romance is dead...

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    https://m.imgur.com/gallery/UXx2SM4

    :facepalm:

    Enjoy the sounds of a million romantic daydreams...shattering.:ROFLMAO:

    Yep, it really is a jewelry store commercial.

    The worst part is obviously when the diamond with the sharp, pointy bezel is pulled out over the poor guy’s internal sphincter...:blobfearful:
     
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    Commercials can be really... something. :blobwoah:
     
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    Fucking God, I feel my soul was violated.
     
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    Muwahahaha! You can’t unsee that...:ROFLMAO:

    It’s an interesting tactic..going for cringe.:D

    I’m sorry...but at least I left you a diamond ring...just don’t forget to wash it in plenty of hot water and soap...:ROFLMAO:
     
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    Talking about pulling proposal out of an ass...
     
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    She said yes....................................................................................yes said she
     
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    Are you saying...



    :ROFLMAO:

    Thankfully he didn’t use a dozen long stem roses...with thorns...:eek::eek::eek:
     
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    There still might have been some rope to pull, so they still might be there
     
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    Was is a Japanese ad
     
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    That’s the spirit!:ROFLMAO:

    Probably...:ROFLMAO:
     
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    i think i've seen all...clearly i'm wrong
     
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    Plot twist the diamond is crack the couple are drug smugglers
     
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    At least it had lube...... I saw it dripping.....
     
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    Well proper, classical romance has been ruined... ^^;
     
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    Yes, so wrong...:ROFLMAO:

    I agree...the greatest pleasure in these types of threads are people’s reactions...:ROFLMAO:

    :eek:

    :ROFLMAO:


    And here’s the mandatory Futurama meme!:ROFLMAO:

    I’m sorry, it’s been dead a long time now...:p
     
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    If there's a lower limit to the most unromantic proposal ever, then that ad had certainly break that limit.....
     
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    It broke through the floor!:ROFLMAO:
     
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