Stuff you wouldn't do but end up doing

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    So just this evening, Ai-chan opened the window of the kitchen and suddenly a huge rat jumped at Ai-chan's face. Ai-chan screamed while at the same time punched that ugly motherfucker in the face. It was disgusting but there was a surprising crunch sound when Ai-chan's fist connected. Surprisingly, the rat didn't die, and just scampered off into the bushes.

    Have you done something that you didn't expect to do but end up doing when it just happen?
     
  2. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 『Abyss Scion』『Epiphron』『Tempestarius』

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    You almost make it sound like sleeping with Ai-chan is something that you didn't expect to do but end up doing ._.
     
  3. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Confirmed ai-chan is a pro boxer

    #dontmesswithaichan
     
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  4. in_awe

    in_awe [Daisy's Pet][Tilgar's Master][Evil Chaotic Fluff]

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    Hm....white lies?

    Murder?
     
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  5. keitachan

    keitachan Well-Known Member

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    Confirmed the rat is also a cultivator at the body cultivation stage.
     
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  6. Jiggy

    Jiggy I am JiggyliFAP~ the not fat anymore guy.

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    I promised myself I wouldn't smack a flying cockroach with my bare hands but when that motherfucker came near my face I knew I had to smash that thing to the ground even though it was disgustang.
     
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  7. Kishimura

    Kishimura 騎士村

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    I stepped on a cockroach and squashed it. Worst moment of my life.
     
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  8. SpearOfLies

    SpearOfLies [Lucky Dad][Has a lovely daughter]

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    I screamed at a dog for no reason. I screamed "fuck you" I think. And then I run away. I was young but wasn't the kind of kid that do reckless things. I was a very calm kid.
     
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  9. Kiskaiya

    Kiskaiya 【Let’s pretend】

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    When I worked front desk at a hotel, we sometimes had dead animals around and the maintenance guy would be the one to pick them up. The one day the guy called in sick, a mouse managed to get it's head pancaked in a closing door. And somehow it's brains didn't squish out of it's skull. I had to peel the little thing out after a customer pointed it out to me. It was still warm. Ugh. Never thought I'd have to handle dead animals at work.
     
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  10. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    Is it something like when you diet and no touch to chocolate, however when one serve in front of you, you just say i'm not touching with my hand, this is just a bite using my mouth
     
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    A huge rat huh :hmm:
    This fella probably wanted to say hello to its new neighbor, but a startled wild Ai chan punched him and sent him to the hospital, you better run Ai chan or Disney will make sure you pay for what you did, don't worry I won't snitch on you :blobamused:
     
  12. lnv

    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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    Have you tried getting one of these latest in anti-rat technology?

    [​IMG]


    As for doing things I said I would never do... do I look like some sort of hypocrite to you or something? o_O
     
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  13. Beer_Kitty

    Beer_Kitty Just a very very drunk kitty that likes beer

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    Killing a cockroach with bare hands. It kinda flew from somewhere and landed on my shirt. Panic mode activated, I grab and crush it in my hand. Had to take a bath and sanitize a few times.

    Sitting in a crowded bus for 4hours without me having bowel movement. I cant handle long travels without stopping by at some toilet on the way.
     
  14. kenar

    kenar ヽ(`・ω・´)ゝ

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    someone told me that I had to blink manually when they told me so.


    and stepping on a frog with a barefeet.
     
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  15. Indiboy

    Indiboy Well Known boi

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    I saw a lizard crawling outside the metal net in the back of kitchen...
    I used a stick to strike lizard make it move away.....
    It dropped...
    I heard a plop sound a second later....
     
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  16. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    Nice escalation. Very smooth. :blobpopcorn:
     
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  17. in_awe

    in_awe [Daisy's Pet][Tilgar's Master][Evil Chaotic Fluff]

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    Aye~
     
  18. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    If we’re telling stories about embarrassing reactions to wildlife, I have one I like to tell every chance I get. Stop me if you’ve heard it before.

    So, when I was super young, like 5 or something idk, I was playing at my cousin’s. They had a huuuuuge yard and I was exploring it. Mostly nothing to see, unfortunately, but I did find a hole in the ground with a swarm of bees flying out of it — something I’ve never come across since. I didn’t even know the buggers could live like that.

    Being a proper adventurer, I immediately took off my cowboy belt and attacked them with it.

    I’m not sure how I expected that to go, really, but being covered from head to toe in vicious, stinging insects while I ran screaming and crying back towards the house, madly stripping my clothes off at a speed that would leave @Ai chan green with envy, was probably not my goal.

    Needless to say those bees will think twice about messing with me in the future.
     
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  19. The loner

    The loner Well-Known Member

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    Finishing some works before the deadline? I thought I would never make it, but I did.. :blobsweat_2:

    Edit :
    Wait.. it seems I misunderstood the topic..
    I had a school friend which was too addicted to novel, as I often see him engrossed reading novels with his phone. And I thought I would never be like him...
     
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  20. Teadragon

    Teadragon Book Wyrm

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    I never thought I would scream at a spider. Then I came home at 2am and found a large tarantula under an item I picked off the floor. Not only did I scream, I literally rattled the windows with my high pitched scream.