Discussion Your espresso first experience

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  1. Ram5

    Ram5 [Noodle Stealer]

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    B: (enters a coffee shop) excuse me girl, I like to drink a coffee.
    Ms. pretty: sure Mister, what do you like to order? (hands B the menu)
    B: *The heck, I don't recognize all the name in the list* Hmm...
    Ms. pretty: (Wait patiently with a smile)
    B: *Oh, this name sounds cool* ahem, I would like to order Espresso.
    Ms. pretty: Good choice mister, what do you have for snack?
    B: *one Espresso almost cost the quarter of my money, and you expect me to order more?!* No, I like to drink my coffee solely (flashes a cool smile)
    Ms. pretty: Ok Mister, please look for a seat, we will deliver your order shortly.
    B: (sit on random chair then play with his phone, pretend busy)
    Ms. pretty: (comeback while bringing one very small glass and a cup of mineral water) here is your order drink, please enjoy~
    B: (stares dumbly) (look between the small glass with half content of fluid inside and the mineral water) *should I pour the the fluid in small glass to the mineral water, or vice versa* ahem, thanks.
    Ms. pretty: (nods and smile) (walks away gracefully.) <~ obviously I was just exaggerate.
    B: (spend few seconds staring, then pick the small glass, smelling the so called espresso) *doesn't smell bad* (drinks) *ew, taste like crap!* (quickly drink mineral water and leave the coffee shop)
    Ms. pretty: Mister, you haven't paid! (hold B's sleeve)
    B: (assume professional posture) I am expert and your coffee is not satisfy me!
    Ms. pretty: (stupidly believe) I am sorry mister, would you like a second order?
    B: (snort) hmph, fine!
    Ms. pretty: what do you like?
    B: I have one milk please.

    ^ this is half-fiction, I am telling my experience of first drinking espresso today.

    What's your experience when drinking espresso for the first time?
     
  2. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 『Abyss Augur』『Epiphron』『Tempestarius』

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    I don't think I've ever drunken an espresso, I'm not as coffee dependent as you people.
     
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    Underload <I need someone to scratch my back!>

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    I make my own damn coffee! Fuck the conglomerates and their overpriced shitty drinks.
     
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  4. Naruin

    Naruin [Dada's New Employee][ex-NAH owner]

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    <- only drinks cappuccino...
    calling the coffee experts @akki @orematcha
     
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    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    It was dirt. Tbh canned coffee is better but i don't know since i drink my coffee with a lot of water.
     
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    Arbelbyss 『Abyss Augur』『Epiphron』『Tempestarius』

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    This person has got it right, making your own stuff is better. Basically making your own stuff is cheaper.
     
  7. Nyanko

    Nyanko Psychotic Cat Princess

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    I am reminded of a Nichijio sketch about ordering coffee. It's never been a problem for me since we grew up with the expresso coffee culture
     
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    mm38910 Well-Known Member

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    I hate anything bitter. The story goes like this, I had drunk only cappuccino and latte before and had no knowledge of what espresso tasted like. I ordered an espresso thinking of the previous two types. When I finally tasted it I literally spit it out. I threw the entirety of it in the dustbin. So overall my experience was as bitter as the coffee. I have taken a vow to never drink espresso again in my life.
     
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    Dat_Karma Still Here

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    Did you forget to add sugar?
     
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    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    Never drank coffe without milk....and i'm 24....i'm in the tea faction....
     
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    Why have you abandoned the Dao of Tea and walked the heretical path of coffee?
    spongebob patrick surprised tea.gif
     
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    srrrahim A woman's heart, a needle under the sea

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    I know a friend who drink 5 shots of espresso every time he goes to a coffee shop
    He is crazy imo

    I prefer luwak coffee. I don't really like espresso. So bitter. My life is already bitter enough, I don't need espresso to make it look more bitter

    But I am actually a real herbal tea faction
     
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    Forgive him senior, it his first offense.
     
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    Littleton94 Lord of the Shadow trolls*shadow stalker*F5 sect

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    Went to a little Cuban shot ordered an espresso when it came I said no no I want one in one of those big cups (one used to make the imagines) guy looks at me like I'm insane but still gets it for me I put a shitload of sugar and 2 percent milk then down it. Yep thought I was gonna die lol
     
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    Bloodysin28 The victim of true evil that is reality

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    I just prefer casual cappuccino though as a Bangladeshi I prefer tea.
     
  17. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Ai-chan doesn't drink espresso. It's fine for the occasional deadline crunch, but not something Ai-chan normally drink. It creates too much of an addiction if consumed regularly. What Ai-chan does drink are cold mochas, preferably ice-blended mocha, though it's not sold everywhere.

    Espresso is something like high concentration of coffee (and caffeine) with little water. It's not good for your body and should only be drank if you really have to stay awake. For casual drinking, a plain ol' black coffee is awesomeness enough.
     
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    GH111 Well-Known Member

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    I for one rather dislike coffee of any sort, never really understood how someone would actually like drinking the stuff...
     
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    lazilygrinningcat Cookie Thief

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    I like my coffee with sufficient milk and sugar.
     
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    Kiskaiya 【Let’s pretend】

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    Does it count if my first experience with it was four espresso shots dumped into a mocha before a 12 hr black friday shift in retail? I survived the night thanks to that.