Discussion Horrible Death and Toilet Mosquitoes

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  1. Jojo775

    Jojo775 Honorary Algae Knight

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    What is most horrible death you can imagine? I'll start, it's not the worst but it's bad, imagine you're running and instead of a fly running into your mouth, a hornet or something nastier does and before you can spit it out it stings you on the tongue! and you die.

    Also if mosquitoes lay eggs on small puddles, ponds, lakes... couldn't they also lay eggs in your toilet? That'd make them toilet mosqitoes, people could get stabbed by these toilet mosqitoes ya know, jodan ja nai wa yo!
     
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    Have you ever heard of flushing the toilet? It seems to me you haven't since you're a unicorn. A horrible death scenario that can be imagined of by me is more or less a quadriplegic situation combined with the "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" scenario. You won't be able to do anything. And control for you has been completely taken away.

    An even worse one that I can think of that goes along to the horrible death is the situation of being body snatched. Then to be killed in the other person's body.
     
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    *Mosquitoes
     
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    Mosquitoes take days to hatch from their eggs, then a few more days for the larvae to grow into mosquitoes. Who doesn't flush their toilet for days? Not to mention many toilets have air fresheners which will kill them.

    I have a small inhome garden and it has a tray where water leaks out, the other day I noticed mosquito larva swimming there... so I just added some soap to the water and committed genocide, muwahahahaha.
     
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    If i remember correctly, mosquitoes like clear/clean and stagnant water to lay their eggs.
    Toilets on the other hand are so clean and stagnant due to flushing.

    As said by some nuffer above, it takes time for an egg to hatch and who the fucking hell doesnt flush.

    Horrible death for me is getting dizzy while crossing the street and being hit-n-run by some car.(i get randomly dizzy everyday).

    Also i dont think a single bee sting can kill.
     
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    I'm sure that if you are really allergic that's all it takes.
     
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    Getting stuck while cave diving alone. Just slowly using up the air without finding the way out, and losing consciousness because of suffocation. Knowing that you won't be saved. Maybe some diver will find your corpse floating around one day, but won't be able to retrieve you because the cave is too narrow or it being too dangerous to do so.
    I've never cave dived, and I never will
     
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    I have 5 toilets in the house. Also are you guys always home? You never go away for a few days or weeks?
    A bee sting ofc can't kill unless you're allergic, however I was talking about exaggerated super hornets, don't take it so seriously.
     
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    Died because ran out of blood sounds painful and horrible, and probably more horrible if its caused by mosquitos army that stung on your body all together.
     
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    Being killed with a teaspoon ....

    After the 123215 blunt pokes.....
     
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    You don't use a rim block or gel disc for your toilets? They will kill mosquitoes
     
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    starvation?
     
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    There are people who enjoy that sting(not to mention the people who eat bees), and you are complaining about it.
    For me one example of a horrible death is being stuck in a soundless room, I don't remember where but I read somewhere that staying for too long in a perfectly soundless room can make a person die because of the sound of their heartbeat :blobastonished:
     
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    A lonely yet amusing is death is not horrible, but one filled with loss and wicked abandonment is a death too horrible, for any person emptied of love and wisdom. It is the not dagger that pains the victim, but the act itself. It is not the poison that kills the heart, but the intention moving the poison. It is not the circumstance that erodes the mind, but the destructive affection afflicted upon the body. The world does not kill people, people do and so as beasts with but a silver of human reasoning alone.
     
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    Instead of the bee stabbing your tongue what a about it stabbing your uvula
     
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    aside from the flushing thing, you can just close up the toilet bowl you know... esp when you're travelling and such
     
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