Bell Peppers=evil!

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  1. userunfriendly

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  2. grandurr

    grandurr [Daisy's Peony] [Negiomi's Nectar]

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    i usually eat them with fried sweet potateos and little bit of salt
     
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    Silverasterisk [Wallflower] [Drive by poster]

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    Bell peppers are not evil. It's their cousins the Carolina Reapers that give them a bad name.
     
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    animanaicT Nobody Important

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    bellpeppers
     
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    Anra7777 All powerful magic grammar hamster queen pirate.

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    Bell peppers give me indigestion. Even if I pick them off, their leftover juice alone does bad things to my stomach. And it still tastes gross to me.
     
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    depends on how they are grown and prepared my kids love em
     
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    Proof of evil.:ROFLMAO:

    Drinking evil is still evil.:ROFLMAO:
     
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    You tear them from their homes/plants then killing them by biting huge chunks out of them and you call them evil? :whistle:

    How would you feel if you heard of people tearing out chunks of other people and eating them while they're still alive? :ROFLMAO:
     
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    Flesh eating bacteria...:blobfearful::blobfearful::blobfearful:
     
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    Donutmindme [dounut][Zodiac:Golden snake][PROcrastinator]

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    But they’re good. They’re really good in pasta, any kind of soup, rice. Though I never tried stir fry, it sounds so delicious. Man I can smell the pasta from upstairs. Gotta go check the kitchen.
     
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    Mate it was an attempt to make you say something like "Seems ok to try" not laugh about it :blobsweat_2:
     
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    Extreme cannibals or cannibal foodies :hmm:
    Maybe cannibals playing with their food? or simply they lack manners :facepalm:
     
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    Frying bell peppers in a bit of sugar is the best.
     
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    Or Girls...

     
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    But Pizza!!!!!!
     
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    Since you both gave songs, I should give one too, no :blobspearpeek:
    ps: this is an attempt to scare you :blobtongue:
     
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    Ai-chan doesn't understand. Bell peppers are the good guys. They're the cousins of chilli peppers, tomatoes and breadfruits, but less acidic. They help people regardless of whether they're prepared to do so or not. When they're left to sunbathe and gets tanned, people call them paprika. They especially help fat people lose weight and teaches fat people to exercise so that they can reduce the radical poisoning from their bodies.

    Green or immature bell peppers are always bitter and sometimes rebellious, but they're sweeter as they accumulate life experience and become good adults. Bell peppers help you shit, regardless if they are immature brats (by punching you in the esofagus) or good adults (by instigating your anus). They teach you C, more than oranges. They help persuade the red blood cells to rape each other and multiply. They also give candies to platletes and help fix bones. They massage your heart so that your heart is healthy and won't go into shock from watching too many tentacle porns. If you're a woman, bell peppers help impregnate you so that you can get pregnant soon after you gave birth. They also help you settle your nerves in case you're about to enter a job interview. Adult bell peppers also help you get As in your exams.

    Bell pepper helps operate your eyes so that you can see like eagles. As mentioned previously, they incite the red blood cells to rape each other to multiply and avoid you from getting anemia.

    Sure, some people hate bell peppers. They say, "I don't like this guy" despite not knowing why they don't like it. It's probably they can't handle bell pepper's jizz on their faces, getting their face bukkake'd by multiple similar jizz can be bad. But most people can tolerate bell peppers if it's not being shoved down their throats.

    Source: https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/foods/bell-peppers
     
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    Kiskaiya 【Let’s pretend】

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    Okay, this worried me for a sec. I honestly thought Ai-chan was going to write something not lewd. I'm glad I read to the end and saw that it wasn't the case. Thank you for living up to my expectations, Ai-chan! blobmelt_thumbs:blobokhand::blob_plusone: