Discussion Why do humans always find a way to do things differently?

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  1. Vincent1873

    Vincent1873 Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever fallen in the mess while squatting probably why we sit. I imagine that happening just once is enough to ruin your month.
     
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    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    Never happen.
     
  3. canaria23

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    Fun fact: Human energy technology is just humans trying to figure out how to boil water in different ways.
     
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  4. Vincent1873

    Vincent1873 Well-Known Member

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    Well. There's a first time for everything. One day you'll bang your leg and it'll suddenly give out while you're squatting.
     
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    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    Wich is never happened in our history. Million people practice squating. And yet nothing happened to us. You could google it.
     
  6. Vincent1873

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    Louis C.K. says it pretty much happened to his daughter. Which means it can happen to you.
     
  7. prongsjiisan

    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    Sadly something that impossible to happen will never happen.
     
  8. mir

    mir Well-Known Member

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    Because it's more interesting this way :blobsnow:
     
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    Return Ṩ͢͢͢aℽonara

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    i think this thread took a turn for weirdness here damn what the hell !! dude cultures and traditions are everywhere heck in my country we have too many traditions that it restrict us especially with woman , and look here if all cultures fade away and one remains this means the world is one and all currency become one and everywhere is the same so nope it wont happen as that will make life more boring and more tedious
     
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    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    I guess it was Internet that makes everything start to standardize.
     
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    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    That have never happened to Ai-chan ever and Ai-chan always use squat toilets. Ai-chan would even wait for a squat toilet to be available because Ai-chan's shit won't move easily with sitting toilets.

    There was a study made that showed how Caucasian muscles had degenerated due to not traditionally using squat toilets. Because Caucasians have been using sitting toilet generation after generation since the middle ages, so that particular muscle had become unusable. Don't know where to find the study, but here are some links on why Asians will never fall into a squat toilet just from squatting:

    https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/03/can-you-do-the-asian-squat/555716/
    https://www.quora.com/Why-can-Asians-squat-comfortably-but-Caucasians-cannot
    https://www.neatorama.com/2018/03/18/Why-Cant-Everyone-Do-the-Asian-Squat/
     
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    does this really mistify you or are you just collecting nuffies? Anyone older than 10 should be able to figure out the answer

    :bloboh:
     
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    Vincent1873 Well-Known Member

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    Well even if someone fell in I don't think they'd admit it.

    At any rate I think that's more likely to be because of chairs in general not just toilets.
     
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    But why? Ai-chan is not ashamed to admit that Ai-chan had fallen into a sitting toilet when Ai-chan was sleepy because the person who used it last didn't bother to put the seat down.

    That was also the reason why Ai-chan swore off all sitting toilets. With squat toilets, you know you're not supposed to sit on it. With sitting toilets, you were supposed to sit on it but then there's no seat, so you fall because it's too late to get back up. It was extremely disgusting, spent the entire morning scrubbing away the E. Coli from Ai-chan's butt, back and thighs.
     
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    Even if you fell in the water it had presumably been flushed. There probably wasn't a steamy pile of crap it in. That makes all the difference.

    lol. Pro tip. Never sit on a toilet without looking at it first. Even if the toilet seat is down it might be dirty. Some people piss on the seat. Some people have mental problem or are kids and get crap on it. Don't you look at the floor around the squat toilet before squatting?
     
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    The answer is simple... Environment. Humans are animals that had to abide to environment they dwelled in. This limited their options which would further be reinforced through survival law of nature.
     
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    why do I feel that there is a misunderstanding about toilets here... :blobawkward:
     
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    Well, that is not as crappy as the situation of an SJW nagging Flat-Earth mother-in-law who lives in a van down by the river with Seymour, a Chris Walken-sounding and silent film-watching vegan cannibal zombie moose.
     
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    you have some really scary imagination....