Did you know that the word 'salary' came from the Latin word 'salarium'. It means salt money. It refers to the salt that soldiers receive as part of their stipend. It's not actually their payment, they're paid in normal money. But one of the draws of joining the army was to receive their ration of salt. "To be worth your salt" refers to this, as if you don't work, you won't be given your salt rations. What this means is, salty people are the richest people. So be more salty and get naked. You will get people meeting you just for the privilege of licking your naked body for their salary.
Salt was also one of the most important trade goods for much of China's history, with the people trading in it often being the richest people around. It was so lucrative that the government would often monopolize the trade and make it illegal for any unauthorized people to sell it.
Why a grain of salt? Just grab a rock salt and exorcise the motherfuckers by throwing it at their faces.
Love = Daisuki I am referring to a recent spat between a Daisuki group and a Salt group but oh well if you didnt get it haha
If someone punches one face, offer the other face and you will get both faces punched. It will be symmetrically painful.
the stalking should be done by goons hired anonymously so that there is no connection to perp, the kidnapping is best done when the victim is planning to go on a journey,preferably a long one where contact with loved ones are hard,the location of torture should be somewhere abandoned not linked to the perp,body should be prepared by destroying the meat and burning the bones in high temp, best case scenario they will only consider it a missing persons case,not murder,which make the case die out in a month or so
This here is the problem, my suggestions does not involve the person's death. Yours clearly does, so have at you then with your oddly specific... or actually regular Tuesday's or Saturday's routine somewhere in the countryside.