[Poll] Would you join the dark side when you die?

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[Poll] Would you accept Satan's reincarnation offer?

  1. Yes - Because I've always wanted to be an evil monster!

    3 vote(s)
    7.3%
  2. Yes - Because I'm confident I could become strong in that setting

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Yes - Because I believe I could find some other happy ending for myself

    1 vote(s)
    2.4%
  4. Yes - Because getting reincarnated is better than just dying

    5 vote(s)
    12.2%
  5. Yes - Because well... it's worth a look?

    2 vote(s)
    4.9%
  6. Yes - For other reasons

    1 vote(s)
    2.4%
  7. No - Because I would never join the dark side!!!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. No - Because I doubt I'd last even a few days over there

    4 vote(s)
    9.8%
  9. No - Because I'd rather not experience something like that

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%
  10. No - For other reasons

    13 vote(s)
    31.7%
  11. I'm undecided

    2 vote(s)
    4.9%
  12. I do not wish to answer

    2 vote(s)
    4.9%
  1. Nara

    Nara Well-Known Member

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    It's not about the way to cook it, it's just that i don't eat it because i don't like it, as simple as that
    :blobcheeky:
     
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  2. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 『Abyss Scion』『Epiphron』『Tempestarius』

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    Test your luck~ "Since God rejected you already, there won't be any reincarnation whatsoever." I hope you encounter the God of Nothingness/Oblivion and hope they give you a chance. (Man, thinking about it Mesopotamia is next to Israel, of course neighboring religions have the chance to demonize one another. YHWH vs Marduk who is equated as Satan by them. How nice.) It depends on how you understand it, I guess. I look at Dante's Divine Comedy and see that Hell was made to recognize Sin, Purgatory was made to purge said Sins, and Heaven/Paradise as what it is.
     
  3. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    So I noticed rather belatedly from the comments that whether or not poll respondents believe in an additional afterlife are a critical determinant on how they answer the poll. :blobsweat_2::blobsweat_2::blobsweat_2:
     
  4. UnGrave

    UnGrave ななひ~^^

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    Precisely.
     
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  5. Miserys_End

    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    Personally, karma to me is based off my moral viewpoint. So siding with someone I would consider a antagonist would accumulate bad karma. Even if I was to willingly accept this persons proposal and end up as fodder to make one of his minions stronger, it would still negatively impact my karma.
     
  6. ongoingwhy

    ongoingwhy Meat Pie Lover

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    Who wouldn't? You'll die if you don't accept the deal. Isn't this a simple choice?
     
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  7. GDLiZy

    GDLiZy Wise Deepsea Mermaid

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    I would choose to join the dark side because the other choice meant total annihilation while the dark side had a glimmer of hope.
     
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  8. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    I shall ask you again, but *question changes* you seem to be polling threads a lot lately?


    Anything happen? Are you still human or sane? You sure you are not stranded in the middle of nowhere which happens to have WiFi?
     
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  9. Snowbun

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    I heard the dark side has cookies and coffee so I join.
     
  10. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    I'll pass on this one~

    To begin with, I would never kill someone else, that goes against everything I believe in. Not to mention I'm pretty sure I'd be unable to anyways. (both because I don't know how to fight, but also because I'd probably freeze if I was in a situation that I needed to fight someone to death)

    Then, there is also the fact that I'd need to eat other people's hearts to keep alive and uhn... Gross, just gross, dear God, that's gross. Eww.

    Not to mention that when considering supernatural divine entities, you can never be sure of what's going on. Maybe God just pretended to dislike my resume, maybe I'll be able to go to a peaceful afterlife after rejecting Satan's offer, or maybe I'll just disappear or something... In any case, I'd rather get the disappearing end over the evil reincarnation end, so... Oh well.

    And most importantly... This Dark Side has no cookies, that's a big no! :blobtriumph:
     
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  11. LuminaDawn

    LuminaDawn Well-Known Member

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    Pass, while the opportunity for a new life seems good, I'm being reincarnated as cannon fodder. The odds of me surviving is like 1 in a billion. Even if I do survive, again, I'm cannon fodder, not only that the weakest monster. I'm no protagonist, I'd probably be bullied, used, and killed. So no thanks.
     
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  12. Traveling Chef

    Traveling Chef ⁽ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ╯.+:。Professional Unichef~

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    naw~ that sounds like I would have to put in an extreme amount of work to get anywhere in Malebolgia's army and if I can't start off as General HellSpawn I'm not even considering the offer~ TO OBLIVION AND BEYOND!~
     
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  13. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    I'm the poll queen of NUF! :blobhero::blobhero::blobhero:

    Sometimes I may lay dormant, but know this: one day I shall arise and return during NUF's hour of greatest need!!
     
  14. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Hmm, a volcano, are you, yes? *Yoda voice*
     
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    How about this creature?
    Behold the brick eater
    Plus? points: can eat small bricks and rocks
    Minus points: few inches long and look like a peanut
     
  16. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 『Abyss Scion』『Epiphron』『Tempestarius』

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    Problem, can't see image because Access Denied - Error 1011. Also how is this creature a Cannon Fodder for the Undead Army or their Massive Cannon Fodder Golden Horde Armies of Millions?
    [​IMG]
     
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  17. AMissingLinguist

    AMissingLinguist [Not Here][Blank Sect][Nuffian #N]

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    They have cookies. That's my answer. :cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie:
     
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  18. mir

    mir Well-Known Member

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    ... I'm not evil!
    So no! :sushi_no:

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    :hmm: What if someone joined and got powerful and then started killing off evil's army, out of sheer hatred of their own 'comrades'? That'd be like, the ultimate suicide mission. Since their soul is on the line and not just their body.
     
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  19. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 『Abyss Scion』『Epiphron』『Tempestarius』

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    Man, it's not like your soul will go to the void on if you decline. Because that's what's going to happen if you decline. And who's to say we're already evil? As I said, it's subjective. Even Evil has standards in order to operate properly and competently.
     
  20. Deleted member 155674

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    It is like you are describing 'Spawn' or something :blobhyperthink: