Dating the demon queen

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ai chan, Oct 8, 2019.

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Will you slay the demon queen?

  1. Yes, with my divine sword

    68.1%
  2. Yes, with the power of my tongue

    15.9%
  3. No, but I'm okay if it's normal sex

    5.8%
  4. No, this is too weird for me

    4.3%
  5. Maybe sometimes

    5.8%
  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Ai-chan has a bit of a dilemma. Well, technically it's not Ai-chan's problem, but let's consider that Ai-chan is related to the question.

    So you are dating this really pretty, super hot girl with big titties, pretty face, narrow waist, and long legs. She is normal in almost every way, has a good job and cooks pretty good.

    There is just one problem. She truly believes that she is a demon queen who was sealed into a human body. So while in private, she'd wear a pair of demon horns, cosplay wings and buttplug demon tails. She's not pretending, she truly believes that she is a sealed demon queen.

    When she cooks for you, she will say something like, "Be grateful that your queen is willing to prepare food for you, peasant!"

    When she cleans the house for you, she will say something like, "My subordinates are unreliable, I just don't like my castle to look dirty."

    And when she has sex with you, she expects you to be the hero who comes to slay her. She will fight you on the bed and you have to push her down and pin her as you put your dick (or tongue/fingers) into her pussy as she screams, "I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY THE LIKES OF YOU!"

    She also likes when you use her horns as handlebars and when you rub her wings.

    Then she'd use her ultimate technique which if you counter with your finish, she will say, "Kuh, finish me, hero. Slay me, but I will not be the last."

    Would you stay with her or would you be weirded out and turn tails?
     
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  2. ongoingwhy

    ongoingwhy Meat Pie Lover

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    What's there not to like about her? :blobnosebleed:
     
  3. Ahodesuga

    Ahodesuga °˖✧Aho desu ga, Nani ka?✧˖° 《Liking Fiend》

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    My my, I've stumbled into the dark corners of the Abyss...
     
  4. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie already dead

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  5. Mr.Tiemos

    Mr.Tiemos Clifford’s Big Little Cousin, Loves Hugs

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    I fail to see the problem. She’s got everything on lockdown in life and a way to enjoy herself, so even if it seems a bit much at times I’d meet her halfway at least.
     
  6. tahzib1451

    tahzib1451 Title?is it food?

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    if it aint Yi Bei i aint dating no demon queen....
     
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  7. ShimizuA

    ShimizuA the best teacher is Life.

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    You just have written a doujin, aren't you?
     
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  8. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Yi Bei? You're turned on by this aunty? Well, not that Ai-chan will judge...
    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    :blobpeek:
    Leave it to @Ai chan for something interesting:blobpopcorn:
    Now replace "Hentai" with whatever you want. My answer is still YES!!!!:blobhero:
    That's my answer after every episode of the anime:blobrofl:
    But really, as a Yandere fan, you are literally Invincible to any weird stuff from your girl.
     
  10. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    I would slay her. No, not intimately but literally. A mere demon queen is asking for my divine grace? Impudence! I shall make law with her death, and isekai her as demon goddess in another world. She should be thanking my apostle's deeds in sending her to her destiny.
     
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  11. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ You can do it!!

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    Your asking us if we stay with a woman like her? Where we would either encounter a crazy girl that likes to throw cold eggs in the middle of the night, a girl that wears an animal costume, a feminist or a thot.

    If thats her only defect, what else could go wrong? Or do we want to get cucked by other women.
     
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  12. Saitama.sensei

    Saitama.sensei [[xiantian lifeform]]

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    This is probably the second or third time in my 27 years of life I’ve been struck speechless.. lol good luck!
     
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  13. raitei

    raitei ⟪Procyon lotor paronomasiaabsentii⟫

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    So what's exactly is the problem?

    [​IMG]

    Also,

    In this case;

    "If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you. While blushing."
     
  14. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    This girl is a combination of several fetishes. I'm sure that she can satisfy at least 75% of the Degenerates in NUF
     
  15. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    slay her with ur dick desu

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  16. Ddraig

    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    Yup, wife material. :aww:
     
  17. tahzib1451

    tahzib1451 Title?is it food?

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    da fuk u smoking rotten Ai-chan? i am speaking bout the demon queen Yi Bei....

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  18. Nyann

    Nyann Nyartist

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    She can satisfy them but I doubt those degenerates could satisfy her...
     
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  19. ongoingwhy

    ongoingwhy Meat Pie Lover

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    No, he meant [​IMG] (Yi Bei). :blobpeek:
     
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  20. Lanied

    Lanied Active Member

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    Why not i mean that part about "I will not be defeated by the likes of you" made my day
     
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