Dating the demon queen

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ai chan, Oct 8, 2019.

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Will you slay the demon queen?

  1. Yes, with my divine sword

    68.1%
  2. Yes, with the power of my tongue

    15.9%
  3. No, but I'm okay if it's normal sex

    5.8%
  4. No, this is too weird for me

    4.3%
  5. Maybe sometimes

    5.8%
  1. Hacalyhd

    Hacalyhd Well-Known Member

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    Okay let's face it.
    She has issues. Either she's crazy or she's right, either way, SHE HAS ISSUES.
    With that out of the way:
    All the scenarios you described are basically an - albeit weird - fetish.
    So we'd have to differentiate:
    1. There are no other problems:
    Stay with her, maybe ask for "normal sex" once in a while or role play with her "disguising" herself as the hero's (your) childhood sweetheart to seduce you, if you want to.
    Discuss other potential problems with her before they could arise (like how to introduce her to your family, whether you want kids & how to raise them, etc.)
    2. There are other minor problems:
    If you are embarrassed about her behavior (in public, in front of the neighbors/friends, etc.), either discuss it with her, learn to accept & live with it or leave, because your relationship is about to (slowly) turn toxic
    3. If she starts sacrificing animals or other things - RUN. Because there will be a night where you will not be able to slay her. Whether it is because you are too exhausted from fighting her minions (aka doing your job) or because she has become too powerful< either way, you WILL loose the battle and she WILL make you pay for daring to challenge her with your rusty sword or broken wand.
     
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  2. Nyann

    Nyann Nyartist

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    Finally someone taking this seriously...
     
  3. AkaNoOu

    AkaNoOu Well-Known Member

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    I see there are a lot of peple with divine swords
     
  4. Cutter Masterson

    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    I’d marry her. Or at least a friend with benefits.
     
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  5. Bright_Lucky_Star

    Bright_Lucky_Star [Previously Known as OrdinaryUser] The Blessed One

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  6. lichdeath

    lichdeath undead meatbun ^^

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    waifu material and if necessary ill seal her with ropes and candles and toys ^^
     
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  7. Cutter Masterson

    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    Personally, I’ve never meet a normal hot girl. You can have one, but not both. Every single hot girl I’ve ever known had some sort of issue, drama or quirk. It’s just how it is. Normal girls just seem to handle things better and their response are usually pretty average. At least that’s what I’ve come to see in my life.
     
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  8. Evil_Ginger

    Evil_Ginger 『Lawful Neutral』『Cheese Master』『安德鲁』

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    *feeds to copypasta machine*
     
  9. Sourceofchaos

    Sourceofchaos Well-Known Member

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    Wel
    Welp I didn't read that so I give a very wrong answer.
     
  10. CoupDeFri

    CoupDeFri My shadow is my best friend.

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    God damnn your imagination, i love it
     
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  11. Random lurker

    Random lurker Well-Known Member

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    sound like tilea's worries goes wrong
     
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  12. Sherrynity

    Sherrynity I see no God up there… other than the chaotic void

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    ………
    ………
    …………uh
    ……………?!?!

    …………………that's hot.
     
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  13. The Hamster Overlord

    The Hamster Overlord Mad scientist/Revered wizard/Alleged antichrist

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    I would get tired of her quickly. I mean, she has mental problems, but considering what was written she seems to pretend to be normal on surface, causing me to get the full brunt of her weirdness.
     
  14. Sabruness

    Sabruness Cultured Yuri Connoisseur

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    If that's her only quirk, i think she's perfect. Better something relatively benign rather than something seriously creepy.
     
  15. Donuts

    Donuts Endless surge of emotions

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    It’s sounds so anime but i’ll Take it
     
  16. Alexios Blake

    Alexios Blake Well-Known Member

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    I have my own weird tendencies, so personally I have no problem with that.
     
  17. Arash1

    Arash1 A Simple Introvert

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    You know for single dogs even "Be grateful that your queen is willing to prepare food for you, peasant!" will sound like "husband come here the food is ready"
     
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  18. ru5ty

    ru5ty Citizen of MILF Kingdom

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    well i'm horny too, especially if she a milf material
     
  19. Nargol

    Nargol Evangelist. Candy-san. Pope of the Cult of Pyoo

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    First off, you need to consider your image before you create a thread like this. I thought it was about dating you.

    Second, shes only like this in private, right? So what's the issue?

    Actually, how does she handle dating at all? How did we meet? Did she go full demon queen the moment she first took me home or was I eased into this shit?

    Anyway, theres such an infinite amount of plays you can have with this, I dont see any problems getting bored until were too old for sex. As long as she can act normal around my family, I could give it a go.
     
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  20. Arcturus

    Arcturus Cat, Hidden Sith Lord

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    Did Waiwai get hit in the head?