Corrupt a Wish

Granted. You meet them after accidentally being killed by a freak kiwi attack that wasn’t supposed to happen. You then get isekai’d to another world where you promptly forget about the entire thing.

I wish for a little more motivation.

 

oh...ur...um... do your best..?

I wish for a better long term memory

 

Granted. You remember every waking moment, but most clearly the bad ones. They're so vivid, sometimes it feels like you're living that moment over and over again. Must be hard.

I wish for someone to make me some couscous to go with my stew...

 

granted, but it's made by someone making it for the first time, and refuses to look at a recipe

I wish for a farm

 

Granted, but it’s microscopic and currently inside your body, growing larger every second till u eventually burst.

I wish had a wand that grants my every wish and even if its lost it’ll come to me when I call

 

Granted, but the wand only appears in front of you, if you offer your 10years lifespan as a tribute, everywish you seek you need to offer 10 years of your whole life.

I wish for eternal life.

 

Granted. But u get killed immediately.

i wish for a rotten tomato

 

Granted, but only zombie can wish for rotten tomato

I wish for an ability to read minds.

 

Granted, but you can only read the minds of plants.

I wish to meet a beautiful fairy

 

granted, but it retains it beauty by sucking the life energy of those its meets.

I wish for a accomplishment in life

 

Granted, you have accomplished being a failure.

i wish for my leg hairs to *poof* not exist

 

Your wish is granted. Your body won't be able to produce androgen anymore. As a bonus, we have rid all hair between your stomach and your legs. any side effect like loss of libido can be treated with periodical hormone therapy.

I wish I can summon a hug pillow anytime, anywhere.

 

granted, its the same hug pillow every time, and due to its magical nature, it can't be washed or cleaned

I wish for the most outlandish thing ever

 

Outlandish? Well do you mean something strange? Let's see. Okay, when you died, I'll reincarnate you to be your mother okay? I'll even help you with game system to capture your father. Oh... if you are trying to go outside of the system, you'll reincarnate back to the start (and get bad end for reinforcement learning), so no cheating, okay? Good luck giving birth to yourself!

I wish I have system that gives me comprehension in computer codes and quests to write better code.

 

Granted, but it is forever beginner level only.

i wish for better eyesight

 

Granted, but only when it comes to looking at people’s faces. Now you see every teeny-tiny detail, especially the ones you don’t want to see. The blocked pores, the cake-y made up, the unruly hairs; all there for your pleasure.

I wish for my dog not to get older.

 

Sounds kinda like tsubasa reservoir chronicle, nice

granted, instead it reverse ages, and you watch it gradually degenerate into nothing

I wish for a pocket watch

 

Pocket watch? Just a pocket watch? Hmm... granted. I'll grant you the most luxurious pocket watch ever made, that all who sees it will be filled with extreme greed, envy and jealousy at you for having this best pocket watch. I don't why would you like to use wish for just a pocket watch though [tilts head].

I wish for a cute, caring, loving girlfriend that will take care of me until death do us part.

 

granted, but the resentment held by those jealous of you, cause you to end in a fiery demise, only days after getting together.

I wish for a magical hero reincarnating truck

 

Granted.

• The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
• This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.
• If the cause of death is written within the next 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen.
• If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of being hit by a speeding truck, the earliest the person can access a road wide enough for the truck to go.
• After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.
• You will not die if you write your name here, but it is not recommended.

Oh... if you plan to kill yourself, make sure that you don't touch this note. the one who touched this note cannot be reincarnated. Use it wisely, okay? About the circle of reincarnation... for those who have the karma for it, we can reincarnate them into a hero. conversely, those who don't have it can't. Since you want to send them, for half of your lifespan, I will give you the eyes to see whether their karma is sufficient now. Good luck!

I wish for someone in the far future will send me a linux-compatible laptop with high specs.