Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

you get a brand new air purifier delivered to your house

inserts thunder

 

you get a hammer

inserts soul

 

You get a refrain

Insert wish

 

You get your favorite book for free

Inserts a cup of tea

 

you get a cute green bird~

inserts creampuff

 

you get donuts

inserts apples

 

you get pears

insert bumper sticker

 

you get a tour to Las Vegas

inserts casino

 

you get luck

inserts a mug

 

You get a Shrek’s toenail

inserts sun

 

you get a tarot card

inserts camera

 

You get a lie detector

inserts @orematcha

 

you get a cup of matcha~

inserts tofu

 

you get a loli fox deity

Insert guidebook

 

You get the ominous feeling of being stifled by the sheer amount of other tourist at the same museum.

Inserts a square.

 

You get a moldy pumpkin.

Inserts Santa's left pinky.

 

you get a position as the yakuza leader's right hand man

inserts a ship

 

You get a sail and a plank.

Inserts a fetish.

 

you get a invitation from a stranger to help delve further into it

insert tuna fish

 

you get something that smells fishy

inserts a ruler