[Poll] Would you trust lychee to perform an experiment on you?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lychee, Nov 7, 2019.

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Would you agree to participate in lychee’s research study?

  1. Yes - Without any hesitation!

    1 vote(s)
    1.5%

  2. Yes - I’d be happy to

    2 vote(s)
    3.0%

  3. Yes - I would probably do it

    5 vote(s)
    7.6%

  4. Yes - Somewhat reluctantly

    2 vote(s)
    3.0%

  5. Yes - Very reluctantly

    5 vote(s)
    7.6%

  6. No - Very reluctantly

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. No - Somewhat reluctantly

    1 vote(s)
    1.5%

  8. No - I would probably refuse

    2 vote(s)
    3.0%

  9. No - I would confidently refuse

    5 vote(s)
    7.6%

  10. No - Without any hesitation!

    37 vote(s)
    56.1%

  11. I’m unsure

    3 vote(s)
    4.5%

  12. I do not wish to answer

    3 vote(s)
    4.5%
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  1. nuubman

    nuubman Russia greatest love machine !

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    the moment i gained my own awareness i stopped being part of you and became something else, although with no power to resist but a different existence altogether.
    stories with people creating life out of nothing usually ends as horror stories with the new entity trying to kill the one who created it to reaffirm his own existence and gain a psychological freedom.:sushi_chubby::sushi_chubby::sushi_chubby::sushi_chubby::sushi_chubby::sushi_chubby:
     
    nuubman, Nov 8, 2019
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  2. iampsyx

    iampsyx Have some rest, and let's do better tomorrow

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    Yes - I’d be happy to~♡

    No! I'm gonna be Lyly's minion research assistant instead! :blobowoevil_horns::blobhighfive::bloblove:
     
    iampsyx, Nov 8, 2019
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  3. TiggerBane

    TiggerBane Always asleep yep yep yep| Canidae lover

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    1. Why do you respond to these polls?
    2. Do you like these polls?
    Sometimes
    3. How could the polls be made better?
    Less force being used in the poll ideas... Stop kidnapping people goddammit! Also add more things for those nuffians who aren't humans we exist you know!
     
    TiggerBane, Nov 8, 2019
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  4. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    No, Ai-chan won't thrust Lychee to perform experiments on Ai-chan.

    Two reasons:
    1) Lychee is a fruit. It is never good when a fruit performs experiments on you.
    2) Lychee will put a pole into Ai-chan's body if given the chance.
     
    Ai chan, Nov 8, 2019
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  5. GDLiZy

    GDLiZy Wise Deepsea Mermaid

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    Hell no, without any hesitation.

    This is literally "would you hand your life to me?", and anyone with common sense would answer no, except maybe an M.
     
    GDLiZy, Nov 8, 2019
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  6. Snowbun

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    Honestly, the morbid fruit looks x100000000 times more interesting as a research subject than me. But if I’m just a part of you, does it mean you’re self experimenting?! *snowbun is confused*
    Is it like the End of Evangelion when humanity just melts into the liquid consciousness thing?!
    About the polls, I enjoy them sometimes and I would like to have more time to answer them but my active times online are sparse right now and there’s a lot to think about it so lately I just go with the immediate answer and can’t elaborate on my choice. I’ll work harder later! (Maybe that could be my life motto)
     
    Snowbun, Nov 8, 2019
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  7. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    Well the other perspective is that if you were my NUF friend or if you trusted me immensely — it could be an opportunity for me to make you something you like!

    The 1 hour conversation in advance is kind of critical, imo.

    I don’t think(?) I am so cruel to put someone through something that they would be utterly traumatized or triggered by, so that one hour to pull on my heartstrings could potentially do quite a lot.

    On the other hand, if you think I hate you, you probably should run away fast :blobsweat_2::blobsweat_2::blobsweat_2:

    Nobody ever said I wouldn’t give special treatment to my friends and the people I like :blob_coffee::blob_coffee::blob_coffee:
     
    lychee, Nov 8, 2019
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  8. AMissingLinguist

    AMissingLinguist [Not Here][Blank Sect][Nuffian #N]

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    AMissingLinguist, Nov 8, 2019
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