[Poll] If men also had periods...

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Do you think governments would pass a period day law if both men and women had periods?

  1. Yes - I'm very confident there would be a period day law

    22 vote(s)
    26.8%
  2. Yes - I'm confident there would be a period day law

    2 vote(s)
    2.4%
  3. Yes - I think there would be a period day law

    8 vote(s)
    9.8%
  4. Yes - There might be a period day law

    3 vote(s)
    3.7%
  5. No - There might not be a period day law

    1 vote(s)
    1.2%
  6. No - I think there wouldn't be a period day law

    8 vote(s)
    9.8%
  7. No - I'm confident there wouldn't be a period day law

    6 vote(s)
    7.3%
  8. No - I'm very confident there wouldn't be a period day law

    21 vote(s)
    25.6%
  9. I'm unsure

    4 vote(s)
    4.9%
  10. I do not wish to answer

    7 vote(s)
    8.5%
  1. A5G_Reaper

    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    But it last 5-7 days
     
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  2. Neiri

    Neiri Well-Known Member

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    Already a condition. If a man do not masturbate the body will excrete the old sperm after a certain period of time. This is called nocturnal emission or also known as wet dreams.
     
  3. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    First day is worst for many people so even one day would be better than none
     
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  4. unclebebby

    unclebebby Well-Known Member

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    Fantastic, let's now never speaking of bleeding through my peehole ever again.

    I'm really sorry human females for this nightmare scenario.
     
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  5. Fossil

    Fossil 「Spooky」「Scary」「Skeleton」

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    Nah. There’d be no period day off. Not because we don’t understand the suffering, but because the people at the top just want people to be making money for them.
     
  6. Stormaggeddon

    Stormaggeddon Well-Known Member

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    we may not have periods but we join the women in hot flashes. those are a bitch in and of themselves. so if men joined women in periods, i'd say NO to a day. SUCK IT UP PRINCESS. and to the ladies, FEELS.
     
  7. Scholar Occult Cauldron

    Scholar Occult Cauldron Bonk Maestro | Ascended

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    Surprised nobody posted this
     
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  8. Anra7777

    Anra7777 All powerful magic grammar hamster queen pirate.

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    This is actually a myth. The scientist who first thought she’d discovered it has since done further studies debunking her own idea.
     
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  9. ArashiKitsune

    ArashiKitsune Well-Known Member

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    Well let's be honest here, assuming the menstruation in males is from the accumulation of semen then I don't think that it would occur that often given our usual tendencies
     
  10. GonZ555

    GonZ555 What i want for christmas is you

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    If men & women are physically the same, there's no need for genders based on genitals . . . -.-"
    Thats a whole another problem and discussion..

    If men have periods.. i shudder at the thought of how moody they would be..
    The most obvious difference (if such a world exist) would be the occational scream of pain in the toilets.. since males have more control of their bladders than female i assume they'll have enough time to go to the toilet when that happens.

    Also my answer is that i dont think there would be a period day law..
    On another note, is there a period day law for female ?
     
  11. RNGesus

    RNGesus <<+10 Luck upon seeing this Nuffian>>

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    Imagine the early symptoms. First the scrotum starts to cramp like someone just kicked your nuts. It comes in waves like how someone misses the first time but nails both balls the second. Then the blood starts to build up, but it isn't pleasurable, forcing men to waddle around pretending they're not erect for days.

    Then the remake of The Shining elevator bloodbath scene. And if you have a disease in the blood or STDs... :blobfearful::blobfearful::blobfearful:

    The social stigma, the extra paranoia. The rampant disease.

    Thank God men don't have periods. Not the worst evolution timeline. :sweating_profusely:
     
  12. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    No. You could use a sick day if you really needed it, but the industry average is 5-7 sick days allowed per year.
     
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    NNN might become a near death experience :blobwoah:
     
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  14. Aisha Ann

    Aisha Ann I LOVE SELFISH VILLAINESS

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    I hate period, it’s hurt so much. Whenever I stand and walk, it’s blood flow like pee. I can’t hold period. Being men is better than women. My most embarrassed thing when I was in school, My period blood wet my pant and it’s continue flow. My stomach and lower part was so painful. I feel like to die and never wanted born again. I was very angry and jealous of men cause they don’t have period.
     
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    Zorgh12 Well-Known Member

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    "assume that the males of this "human" species produces an enormous load of sperm en-mass roughly once a month, and then it gets stored in reproductive organ."

    If I fapped everyday would it not caused a problem?

    And no I do not think there will be a period day. If everyone get a period day, nothing will get done in the office. Although I do think there's some leniency at work.
     
  16. Green Apple

    Green Apple Actually I'm secretly an orange.

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    ... It sounds like something men do everytime they fap ...
     
  17. Anra7777

    Anra7777 All powerful magic grammar hamster queen pirate.

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    Gonz... that’s not how periods work. Periods are involuntary continuous blood flow. Imagine if you cut your hand and it bled without stopping for 3-7 days. There’s no “waiting to get to the toilet.” A period flows 24/7 until it’s done.
     
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  18. Green Apple

    Green Apple Actually I'm secretly an orange.

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    From a male genitalia perspective... Males do have only one opening which they can completely control to block all emmisions.
     
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  19. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    No, IRL human males produce sperm continuously.

    In this alternate universe, I’ve imagined it such that men “ovulate” trillions of sperm from a follicle (precursor tissue) once a month, and it gets stored to be used in the epididymis.

    The bleeding comes from the burst of the follicle (at the time of sperm creation) — it needs to be shed in order to restart the cycle again.
     
  20. Myriadfold

    Myriadfold 『Silkmaid』『Ishhara's Devotee』『Daoist』『WW Vet.』

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    different people have different reactions and level of pain from the cycle.

    the government would look at averages and decide such a day is unnecessary and is only counterproductive to productivity in the workplace.

    however, I think if everyone had to experience it, then policymakers would be more understanding to those who have it worst and would allow that group additional days off or medication to ease things a little.