If you were a god...

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  1. XenoRaku

    XenoRaku 「Punished Lolicon」「Ugly Bastard」「Haunted」「NEET」

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    If i was a god it's just like in the black and white games i would probably Throw people around and do rain miracles on them for the luls
     
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  2. Arash1

    Arash1 A Simple Introvert

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    God of food or The god of Loli protection
     
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  3. MagneticMagnet

    MagneticMagnet Well-Known Magnet

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    God of the intertubes. Modern times require modern gods.
     
  4. hypercylon22

    hypercylon22 Actually a Burrito

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    I like to observe, I would pick the domain of observation and sight (and peeking).
     
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  5. tak

    tak ignorant but well-meant

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    I feel like i'd give up my godhood because it's too much responsibility
     
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  6. raitei

    raitei ⟪Procyon lotor paronomasiaabsentii⟫

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    (Lame) Shitposting.

    THE God of (Lame) Shitposting.
     
  7. a14635

    a14635 Well-Known Member

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    The God of Pushing-Work-Unto-Others. :ROFLMAO:
     
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  8. AMissingLinguist

    AMissingLinguist [Not Here][Blank Sect][Nuffian #N]

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    The King of Gods. No, wait. The God of Gods. Wait, I change my mind. The Godliest God of Godly Goddesses and Gods and Dogs and every other God God in the God world and God universe.
     
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  9. Deadmantellnotales

    Deadmantellnotales rebmeM nwonK-lleW

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    How would my domain look like?, Does that question means like how my personal divine property looks like? If it is then my answer is my domain would be self efficient and full of things to eats and enjoy.


    I would like to rule over Lust, Knowledge, war and creation.

    1. Ruling over lust men as you can rule over all living things, I mean who doesn't like to fuck. And if you hate someone you can just swithoff his di*k for life that include even other gods.
    2. Knowledge is the most powerful tool in the world. You can just make your enemies fall just by manipulating knowledge. And depriving people of knowledge is the one of the best ways to oppress then (if you into oppressing stuff)
    3. Ruling over knowledge and war will give you upper hand in conflicts. Knowledge is most important thing in war and both goes fluently.
    4. You can create any shit by ruling over creation. If you want money they just create it out of nowhere (I mean your freaking god) .
     
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  10. Walter vi Britannia

    Walter vi Britannia Well-Known Member

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    My domain would be...GENDER BENDER NOVELS!! I would be the god of gender bender(only male-to-female heterosexual ones though), I would bless the creators with long enough lives to complete their stories and I would make sure all of them get their work published! And the ones who bring me the best stories...WILL ACHIEVE NIRVANA!!
     
  11. Alvastar

    Alvastar Well-Known Member

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    Procrastination and Escapism (these two would probably apply to all NUers). All those in the entertainment industry and mages specializing in Illusions would probably worship me. :p
     
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    AryaX Less-Known Member

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    Likely some kind of Chaos/Trickster God/dess... Perhaps with an emphasis on Gender Bender and various pervy things... Someone who picks some "random" guy and turns them into a girl and then possibly throws in various other gifts/curses, depending how entertaining or boring they turn out to be...
     
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  13. Kii

    Kii Well-Known Member

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    God of Mediation and Truth, because I like reading all them real life drama and would love to interfere and make the guilty party fess up and get punished for their bad actions.
     
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    Black, healthy soil and wild boar. Domain would be a good old forest with a lot of soft mossy spots to lay down in the sun.
     
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  15. GDLiZy

    GDLiZy Wise Deepsea Mermaid

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    Liz the Wandering Librarian, the Goddess of Unending Stories.
     
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    Maegoll Active Member

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    sloth and luxuria but still sloth as primary focus
     
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  17. SenjiQ

    SenjiQ [Wise, for a Bird]

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    God of nuffies, as that is what I'm here to mine
     
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  18. 0000000

    0000000 I B SMILING!

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    God of Masturbation, because that is the only sex that I will get for my entire life, unless I decides to fuck it and get myself a hooker.
     
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  19. Green Apple

    Green Apple Actually I'm secretly an orange.

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    Ok
     
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  20. lilly2805

    lilly2805 Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to be a God of Protection
     
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