If you were a god...

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  1. thepope

    thepope Well-Known Member

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    One and only. Why do i have to need a profession? If i could be a god with the might to change-know everything,any time why would i narrow it myself?
     
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  2. Balthazzar

    Balthazzar 『Reformed Member of NuF Society』

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    Fabulousness
     
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  3. Zaroz

    Zaroz Existential Lurker Demonic Calamity

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    God of Self-Indulgence. I would do whatever seemed interesting to me.
     
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    I don't feel right about claiming to be a God, so I'll go with divinity instead.

    So, a Divinity of Nihility (Nothingness) might be my cake.

    All I do is pointless things, so nothing is what my existence means.
     
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    The apple is a lie.
     
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    Slaps.

    There’s a lot of people who need a slap upside the head in the world.
     
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  7. Silvania

    Silvania Has returned to Lurking

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    Smugness

    It'd be an infinite loop of power, the more smug I appear the stronger I become.

    Plus, Smugness is Justice.
     
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  8. Miserys_End

    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    The diety of absent minded hermets....
    I dont have a huge following, mostly because they never remember to pray.
     
    Miserys_End, Nov 14, 2019
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  9. Innieminnie

    Innieminnie Secret Parrot, Hidden Dodo

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    Goddess of Forgiveness, Health, and abstinence
     
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  10. Bitty Kitty

    Bitty Kitty Innocence ~ Purity ~ Hint of Soap!

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    Bitty Kitty is a magical cat.

    Bitty Kitty is happy the way she is.

    Bitty Kitty would be the goddess of kitties, cleanliness and innocence.

    Bitty Kitty may have to smite heathens to show them the way.
     
    Bitty Kitty, Nov 14, 2019
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    God of honesty and law/order, or god of self-indulgence and sloth.

    (My first and only commandment would be to touch fluffy tail and zettai ryoiki)
     
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    The God of Minimum Effort
     
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  13. Innieminnie

    Innieminnie Secret Parrot, Hidden Dodo

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    God of Delegating
     
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  14. Innieminnie

    Innieminnie Secret Parrot, Hidden Dodo

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    :aww:
     
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  15. Bitty Kitty

    Bitty Kitty Innocence ~ Purity ~ Hint of Soap!

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    Bitty Kitty could also be the goddess of butterflies and lightning bugs!

    Bitty Kitty says rwar!
     
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    Getting cocky, are we?
     
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    Bed, game and food.
     
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  18. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Ai-chan would take 'ambition' or 'hope'.

    As a Goddess of Ambition, it will be Ai-chan's job to reward hard work. Ai-chan can also put up obstacles to see if the person is worthy of the reward. Or Ai-chan can just drop them in a maze, offer 1 million doll reward if they can get out of that magical maze filled with deadly traps and ravenous monsters, then broadcast it on internet TV to make millions more from ad revenue.

    As a Goddess of Hope, Ai-chan probably won't have much to do. At most Ai-chan would listen to wishes, maybe that dude needs a job or that girl needs a husband to mooch off or that dude wants a loli. Hey, Ai-chan only fulfills wishes, what happens next is not Ai-chan's problem. It's a pretty safe job and people will love Ai-chan. Disclaimer: What happens after Ai-chan fulfills the wish is not Ai-chan's problem.
     
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  19. Zaart

    Zaart Deer Master Race

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    And if they wish for the wish to never have happened in the first place?
     
    Zaart, Nov 14, 2019
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  20. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Ai-chan would tell them to throw everything they own into the sea and then ask them to go take it all back.
     
    Ai chan, Nov 14, 2019
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