talking shit about novel names

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  1. glyic

    glyic Active Member

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    i wanna talk shit about novel names
    esp those that dont make any grammatical sense

    they piss me off so bad i created a list to hide them from the main page

    looking at u cn novels
     
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    phucanhcr02 Well-Known Member

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    here's a joke
    Super God Berserk System
     
  3. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    you should learn from Ai-chan and make a thread to rename them by adding "shit" to the title.....
    it's remind me of how i renamed "chaotic sword god" as "chaotic shitting god"....
     
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    Geor Well-Known Member

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    that sounds like another strange sickness ...
     
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    What's in a name?
    That which we call a CN,
    By any other name would smell as shit. :blobpeek:
     
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  6. glyic

    glyic Active Member

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    jesus
    well
    thats a whole other level
     
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    glyic Active Member

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    some examples that i can think of atm are

    He's Not A Non-Entertainment Circle
    I Decided to Cook Because the Losing Potion Was Soy Sauce (ok this one is jp not cn but still)
    Sugar Daddy, Hoodoo In My Life
     
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    Now, now, don't let off the jp novels. At least the cn novels keep their titles shorter than a paragraph.
     
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    Fluffy Jellyfish 『Number 1 Lolicon under Heaven』

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    SAimNE Well-Known Member

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    You see what happened was Japanese apparently don't read the synopsis before buying. Authors got really really tired of people griping about elements they should have known would be in the book before the it even started. So now they just put the synopsis in the title.
     
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    The CN names often discouraged me from reading it.....

    Like this title : i transmigrated into a stunning plaything..... at my screen it cut right at the "into" part and when i opened it and read the full title... it made me lose interest to even read ch.1...... happened several times already with this title....

    In another notes Jpanese WN title also tend to contain synopsis than actual title but iirc it's because syosetu rules about title and synopsis length..... after turned into a LN, they tends to had proper name (sort of).....
     
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    :LOL:
     
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    I'll do you better! Against Shit Gods! In context, it actually works, since the gods there are shit tier!
     
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    Wayang Emperor The First 《The First Loli》《Cute Little Kid♡》

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    wut really???
     
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    Probably not, but it does seem that way xD
     
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    abewan 〘Nishikigoi Dungeon〙

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    I recently found a new interesting isekai manga 'Okami wa Nemuranai' and you know what it's called in English? The Wolf Won't Sleep!

    I felt instant hate with that name. It makes me think the manga is about a wolf pup that don't want to sleep when it's actually not! There are like couple more better options like 'The Wolf Never Sleep', 'The Sleepless Wolf', 'Woke Wolf', 'The Aware Wolf', 'Wolf Does Not Sleep' but out of all these options it had to be 'The Wolf Won't Sleep'.

    Wolf: I don't want to go to sleep.
    "Why won't you sleep!?"
     
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    lighterxx Hoshi stan before a human °^°)

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    The Beautiful Wife of the Whirlwind Marriage
    i got so many issues with this novel and least of it is name but

    whirlwind? beautiful? thanks for summarizing how bland a novel can sound from name alone

    also
    He’s Not A Non-Entertainment Circle

    ...i dont understand the title

    is character not a "circle" or "not from the circle" and whats up with "a" -_-
     
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    Mantrazz The Lord Upgrade D Biggest Baddest Spammer Around

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    Randomly thrusting dude
     
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    Lol translated titles can be pretty shitty.
     
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    Forget names, I can't figure out what half of the synopsis even say.
     
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