You wake up somewhere... not here... and perhaps come to the conclusion you've reincarnated... It maybe some futuristic setting or it maybe medieval... There maybe magic, or there may not be... but what ever it is, its all that you've ever dreamed off... Or could have, if reincarnation wasn't really your thing... The world is about as perfect for you personally, as perfect gets... Except for a one tiny little... detail... You need to Sleep! And every single time you wake up, in such a way that you remember your dream, the dream was a horrible nightmare... And there seems to be nothing you can do about that... However, there is one "good" thing about sleeping, which is that most of the time when you wake up, you won't actually remember dreaming at all... And then one day, you run into some Laurence Fishburne look alike... Who tells you that no matter how perfect your life may seem, you're a slave! Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, born into a prison that you can not smell or taste or touch... bla bla bla... And then, he offers you couple of suspicious pills, one red and one blue to be exact... Take the red one and you get the truth he says or take the blue and he will walk away and you wake up and believe what ever you want to believe... He tells you that, for some unspecified reasons that he won't go into... Unfortunately the truth can never be told... You have to choose and see it for your self... And perhaps... you're not completely in the dark, and choose to tell this guy about a certain movies you may have seen in the past... about how robots took over the world and are using humans as batteries and there is big war going on and... In the end, the guy is staring at you with his jaw hanging open... for a quite awhile... Until, finally, he comes to his "senses" and proclaims, that he knew it! You are the "chosen one", as nobody else could have known so much he says... The only thing you got wrong is the weird thing about some batteries... In truth you're being used as an organic computer... You spend your nights solving endless problems, which you subjective experience as nightmares... But the general situation in the real world is about as shitty as in this movie you talked about... And in the end it comes back to the pills... What would you like? Ps... Whats the purpose of the Blue pill?
I request a delay in my reply until I know if Neo actually lives in and past the potential 4th Matrix movie.
...... I take the red pill. Not because I plan on saving humankind, but because it's a means to an end of this pitiful life one way or another.
What if... Instead of meeting, the Laurence Fishburne look alike, you got the Matt Doran (The Virtual Pimp) look alike instead... who acted much like in the movie... would it affect your response?
*Chews on both pills* What? They weren't candies? I could have sworn I was offered candy... well I guess that explains why they taste so weird... I mean seriously, get better tasting candy will you?
I'll just redpill you right now. Circumcision is a lie and will destroy the nerves which will result in you feeling 30% less pleasure than normal. The side effects are lies because you can avoid it with a healthy lifestyle.