Assuming you have an SO, in case you don't have one like me in the first place. Assume shit happens and he/she rekted. And THEN THE BASTARDISED DEITY/ GOD/ DEMON/ SOMETHING SOMETHING TENTACLE decided to show mercy and grant you alternatives to keep your SO with such as A. Trap your SO's soul into a vessel with limited abilities to feel, or limited basic human functions (like Alphonse Elric), note that their souls still get salvation (provided SO is not a sinful asshole) if the vessel breaks. B. Copy and paste your SO memories onto a Top-down AI that simultaneously functions as a Bottom-up AI (basically it can learn) and onto a same vessel and having their souls get send to salvation (regardless what sins they commited, murder, arson and jaywalking) C. Just no. No salvation, no shit, because THE HIGHER BEINGS ARE ALL ASSHOLES. D. Dun wanna answer. If you really don't have an SO and cannot imagine, then try to imagine your most beloved family, your friends. If you don't love anyone but yourself (or not even yourself), please get help. So what will you choose? For @lychee , and her lacking motivation to post anymore of those polls. (Yay).
What is SO? Anyway, never believe that some stranger saying you, especially if it is deity. And even more so if it's have tentacles on the head.
I think we all know... how this goes with cursed tags. Well, shit. I have no redeemer for I redeem no one. None shall be save with my law, and none shall save me from my law. I rather be another Entity X who offers the contract towards the unfortunate human.
Just No. Imagine its your soul, then your SO choose either A or B option, as A basically enslavement of your soul and B could also mean your friend probably has grudge toward you, either make you his/her sex slave or experimental project lol.
Special otter The only thing i could think was the green text meme that says, my mom found the cum sock, plz forgive me