Discussion [Poll] If your spouse became the demon lord...?

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Would you join the Demon Lord and kill your friends?

  1. Yes - Because I embrace the Dark Side

    11 vote(s)
    20.0%
  2. Yes - Because I want to be with the Demon Lord

    6 vote(s)
    10.9%
  3. Yes - Because I think the Demon Lord can change

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Yes - Because I want to try changing/saving the Demon Lord

    2 vote(s)
    3.6%
  5. Yes - Because there is a chance they'll recover their memories

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Yes - Because I don't want to die

    3 vote(s)
    5.5%
  7. Yes - Other reason

    5 vote(s)
    9.1%
  8. No - Because I will never join the Dark Side

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. No - Because I won't kill my friends

    4 vote(s)
    7.3%
  10. No - Because I don't see the current Demon Lord as the same person as before

    4 vote(s)
    7.3%
  11. No - Because I can't forgive the Demon Lord for all their crimes in this life

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. No - Because I think it's naive to think I can change the Demon Lord

    6 vote(s)
    10.9%
  13. No - Because I think the Demon Lord is manipulating/using me

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. No - Because the Demon Lord is scary/terrifying

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  15. No - Because it goes against my morals

    3 vote(s)
    5.5%
  16. No - Other reason

    8 vote(s)
    14.5%
  17. I'm unsure

    1 vote(s)
    1.8%
  18. I do not wish to answer

    2 vote(s)
    3.6%
  1. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    :blob_teary::blob_teary::blob_teary:

    Yesterday you hit your head, and it caused you to regain your memories from your past life.

    Specifically, you remembered a lifetime when you were happily married to... to... the current Demon Lord!

    Of course, the current Demon Lord wasn't a Demon Lord back then, and both of you were just happy normal individuals. You lived together until old age and you were genuinely deeply in love with each other. The (former) Demon Lord was a kind, loving, and wonderful person. You were soul mates with each other and they were everything you could have ever wanted in an ideal lover.

    In this lifetime, you instantly recognized the current Demon Lord as your former spouse because you have a special ability to see souls. The current Demon Lord's soul is identical to your former spouse's soul, and it feels extremely nostalgic to you since you regained your memories.

    The current Demon Lord did not retain their memories from their past life. They have no memory of you, and if anything they see you as a mortal enemy.

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    The current you is a member of the Hero's party, which has a mission objective of exterminating the Demon Lord to save the universe. There is a 99.9% chance of failure, but any proper protagonist knows to disregard statistics that the probability of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to 1.

    You are a support class member and your attack/defense/constitution and other base statistics are horrible. You are weaker than a common Villager A. The only reason why you are part of the Hero's party is because you have uncanny passive abilities (e.g. seeing people's "souls"). For instance, when you get a "bad feeling", you are never wrong about your vague intuition. You have saved the Hero's party multiple times because you spoke up when you had a "bad feeling", and your entire team trusts you with their lives.

    You do not know very much about the current Demon Lord except that they are extraordinarily cruel, evil, dark, morbid, and everything bad bad bad bad! Your party has fought the Demon Lord multiple times before you regained your memories, and s/he is legitimately the most terrifying existence in the entire universe... which is incidentally why they threaten the existence of the whole universe.

    You vaguely know that the current Demon Lord had a very dark and evil childhood in this lifetime. The environment that they were raised in was unimaginably horrible/traumatic, and you are convinced that they only turned out this way because their environment twisted them into their current evil state.

    You have very mixed feelings right now, since you regained your memories.

    You still harbor feelings of love for the current Demon Lord's soul (which you can see), but you objectively know that they are a totally different person from who they were in their previous lifetime.

    + + +

    You ultimately decided to continue with the Hero's Party, and you didn't tell anyone about formerly being married to the Demon Lord (note: this would be like claiming you were married to Adolf Hitler in your past life).

    In the final battle between the Hero's Party and the Demon Lord, the Hero lost.

    However, before blatantly killing everyone off, the Demon Lord suddenly turns to you (...somehow you didn't get any injuries despite that whole battle).

    "Hey. You. Join me in destroying the Universe with Pure Evil, or else I'll kill you."

    You are flabbergasted and you don't give a response immediately.

    "Oh, but kill your friends first. Otherwise, I won't believe in your resolve to join the Dark side."

    The rest of your party is entirely incapacitated and severely wounded. There is zero chance of them turning the tide, and your team is completely out of tricks. You have a dagger equipped, which is normally entirely useless, but you could use it to murder your former companions.

    The hero and his party are in total despair, but they are confused about why the Demon Lord is telling you this. Normally, you are totally powerless and incapable of hurting a fly.

    What would you do?

    Note: Assume that negotiating is impossible, and the Demon Lord has zero patience for conversation. You have to choose first (to kill your friends or be killed yourself) before the Demon Lord is interested in talking to you.

    1. Open response: What would you have done immediately after regaining your memories?

    2. Open response: What would you do at the final battle?

    3. Do you believe that people can be saved from the "Dark Side"?

    4. If the Demon Lord has no memory of you, would you still think of them as your spouse?

    5. In general, would you pick the Hero's side or the Demon Lord's side?
     
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  2. bob3002

    bob3002 Well-Known Member

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    It's that time of day again, huh? Lychee-poll time.
     
  3. KizunaAi

    KizunaAi Cookie Lover ~ I love fuwa fuwa dolls ~

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    It's has started again ~
    :cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie:
     
  4. BigBadBoi

    BigBadBoi Well-Known Member

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    Kill myself while muttering her name with a gentle smile just to torture her with guilt once she awakens her memories after watching me slit my own throat and slowly bleed to death.
     
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  5. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ You can do it!!

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    1. Open response: What would you have done immediately after regaining your memories?
    Do the same thing even without the memories. The only thing change is the awkwardness of fighting your once fiancee.
    2. Open response: What would you do at the final battle?
    Become a healer and buff the team.
    3. Do you believe that people can be saved from the "Dark Side"?
    Yes. Everyone has a dark side but you only need the right amount of persuation to turn them good.
    4. If the Demon Lord has no memory of you, would you still think of them as your spouse?
    No. It would be best if she didn't know who i am for there are less regrets in killing the enemy.
    5. In general, would you pick the Hero's side or the Demon Lord's side?
    I rather place being in the neutral side. Bloodshed is always the best answer but finding the middle ground is the best result.
     
  6. Capsize

    Capsize Would you like to be isekai’d? ψ(`∇´)ψ

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    So many polls...so many options...so many ... ?!:blobdizzy:
     
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  7. Emilyl

    Emilyl Well-Known Member

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    Tell him you love him, then kill yourself because you can't betray your friends or your feelings for him.
     
  8. DragonMage18

    DragonMage18 Outcast

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    Good to know that nugians embrace the dark side. Just think about all the fun things you could get them to do:blobspearpeek:
     
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  9. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    Anyone know ho many this kind of poll appear in a day
     
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    First, I want to say, why the only redeeming quality is something like a spider sense, second, do you have a bad impression on spiderman :blobunsure:?
    Anyway
    1. Open response: What would you have done immediately after regaining your memories?
    Hit my head again to lose them
    2. Open response: What would you do at the final battle?
    Me: My dear, I have regained my past memories, I have come to seek you and run away together, come join me
    Demon lord: What?
    Party members: What?
    Me: Come beloved, let us leave all things behind and run away to a far away place
    Party members: what is wrong with you? did you hit your head or something?
    Me: Yes, how did you know?
    Party members: ...
    Demon lord: Enough! DIE!!
    *I get struck by demon lord attack, instant death thanks to lychee's bad impression on spiderman*
    GAME OVER
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    3. Do you believe that people can be saved from the "Dark Side"?
    Maybe, maybe not, but the offer is tempting
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    4. If the Demon Lord has no memory of you, would you still think of them as your spouse?

    Yeah... it will probably be a bad life since you said this
    It will be an unnecessary drama :hmm:
    5. In general, would you pick the Hero's side or the Demon Lord's side?
    My side, I don't like the image of spiderman in this poll world, so I will make a better spiderman in this case :blobtriumph:
    If the demon lord doesn't regain her memories, you will always stay in her mind as the scared weakling who suicided beacause of fear :hmm:
     
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  11. Zomula

    Zomula Well-Known Member

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    1. Open response: What would you have done immediately after regaining your memories?
    Probably nothing different, but if I saw a chance to try and convince her to stop her destruction I would take it.
    2. Open response: What would you do at the final battle?
    Not kill the other party members. I would probably stand still and wait for the killing blow than say the name she had in her previous life. Like stated in the scenario, screw the low probability that it would work. If it works you win if it doesn't you die. Her offer indicates that there is something there that is telling her she needs you, and the trigger for her memories may be you calling her that name.
    3. Do you believe that people can be saved from the "Dark Side"?
    Yes. I have seen it happen enough times to know that people aren't inherently evil and if given a chance many will take it, but they are the ones that need to want to change.
    4. If the Demon Lord has no memory of you, would you still think of them as your spouse?
    If I can see souls and didn't have a new spouse in that life, probably.
    5. In general, would you pick the Hero's side or the Demon Lord's side?
    I'd try to stay neutral. Can't change her if you are her enemy since anything you said could be seen as a trick, but can't side with her since it would just reinforce the darkness engulfing her.
     
  12. ThunderingSnow

    ThunderingSnow Sipping up a cup of chaotic good...and boba

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    • I said yes, because, as a Hero, I'm going to assume I was given a crystal to trap the demon lord or something, but one that would leave him alive bc the good side ought to have believed it immoral to kill. Now, I would trap my party in yhe crystal and lie to the lord saying that they were killed in the crystal, where they would be perfectly alive and he would assume that the weapon that was supposed to be used to end his reign might kill them. Then, I would heal my party and teleport the crystal over to the wizard who gave it to me to set them free, with a message asking them to hide away as many people as they could in an underground city. I would go on to help the lord's reign, trying to reform him with buttloads of doting (or maybe hitting him on the head when he was asleep to help him get his memories back), and secretly making sure each side of the war maintained as few losses as possible without directly interfering.
     
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  13. zhainan2157

    zhainan2157 『Villager No.2157』『Kawaii Connoisseur』

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    Probably join the Demon Lord because if I was ever in the Hero's party, then that means I was forced or threatened into joining them because with my lazy personality, there's no way I would ever willingly take on a task as hard as saving the world.
     
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    Karumin Well-Known Member

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  15. auraizen

    auraizen aeu •.*°☆「procrastinating 」『always sleepy』

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    If you take the same child, duplicate them, and them raise them completely differently they will be nowhere near the same person. Their personalities, morals, likes, dislikes and everything about them will be different depending on what they were exposed to and went through. You can't even say for certain that they'll have the same favourite foods, since even though it's the same tongue you acquire different tastes as you go on like if you grew up eating none vs tons of spicy food.

    I don't think I can abandon someone I have a lifetime of memories worth of loving them and them loving me back though, but it's not gonna be pretty if I try and approach them as they are now
    I'd find a way to extend my lifespan and live in a cottage or something and become that witch that is good at what she does but also plays tricks to have a bit of fun so you gotta be careful what you ask for
    The demon lord can come find me when they remember and are done being edgy
     
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  16. auraizen

    auraizen aeu •.*°☆「procrastinating 」『always sleepy』

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    Plus, me in the hero's party? Yeah no. I'd like to think I'm compassionate to an extent but I don't volunteer at places everyday and spend my free time trying to make the world change for the better. That's basically the level of commitment you'd need to decide you're going to go defeat the demon lord. I'm no saint, I'd rather spend my time reading novels, drawing, or replying to polls like these.
    Also, my only power is seeing souls and I can't even protect myself at all. I'm not THAT suicidal yet.
     
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  17. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    Lol I laughed when I read this
     
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  18. Raneday

    Raneday Not Rane

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    but that was a tried and tested method to regain memories yanno?


    btw do you need some bricks?
     
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  19. Anra7777

    Anra7777 All powerful magic grammar hamster queen pirate.

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    1. Open response: What would you have done immediately after regaining your memories?
    Carry on as before
    2. Open response: What would you do at the final battle?
    See if I can heal my friends and have us all run?
    3. Do you believe that people can be saved from the "Dark Side"?
    I would like to think “yes,” but then I see people here in the real world who can’t, either because their brain chemistry won’t let them or because their opinions are intractable and they’ve boarded their minds in to the point where no logic will get through.
    4. If the Demon Lord has no memory of you, would you still think of them as your spouse?
    No. They are a different person. I know that we’ve trained ourselves from all those quick transmigration novels to think that they’re the same person, but I doubt that in reality this would be the case.
    5. In general, would you pick the Hero's side or the Demon Lord's side?
    Hero’s
     
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  20. Innieminnie

    Innieminnie Secret Parrot, Hidden Dodo

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    1. Open response: What would you have done immediately after regaining your memories?
    Look into obscure magics/ask those more knowledgeable in obscure ancient magics about reincarnation and pasts lives. See if anything can be done. Immediately quit the party and do research on the demon king, or do research while in the party to find motives. Try to open up communication with the demon king, perhaps show him the better nature of humanity? Appeal to his nature, state his soul is not evil, that no one's souls are. Stuff like this.

    2. Open response: What would you do at the final battle?
    What do you mean? Like would I kill my friends and join the demon king? I would use my dagger and point it at my friends, and slowly approach them. While walking I would tell a story of my past life, ending in that betrayl like this just wasn't me, and if I did it I wouldn't be the same person my soulmate fell in love with. If he killed me, I would call out his past name one last time and wish him peace.

    3. Do you believe that people can be saved from the "Dark Side"?
    Yes.

    4. If the Demon Lord has no memory of you, would you still think of them as your spouse?
    No.

    5. In general, would you pick the Hero's side or the Demon Lord's side?
    I would be a neutral party who helped the hero, but wouldn't hurt the demon lord- only trying to make him see reason.
     
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