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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ai chan, Nov 21, 2019.

  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Ai-chan received this email a while ago and it was so heart and stomach breaking that Ai-chan had to share with you all. Please, have a heart and read.

     
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  2. Sheri_Yui_Chan

    Sheri_Yui_Chan Fighting my final semester battles ⚔

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  3. Sabruness

    Sabruness Cultured Yuri Connoisseur

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    Another Fine Product of the Ai Chan Nonsense Factory and Shitpost Refinery.
     
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  4. GonZ555

    GonZ555 What i want for christmas is you

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    +1 read for the mustache!:blob_plusone:
     
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  5. Capsize

    Capsize Would you like to be isekai’d? ψ(`∇´)ψ

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    So smart, this Alicia girl. Already have Mustache at age 7. Early puberty? :cookie:
     
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  6. kenar

    kenar ヽ(`・ω・´)ゝ

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    This smells like
    [​IMG] :unsure:
     
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  7. Random lurker

    Random lurker Well-Known Member

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    That persuasion skill rivaled even an Indian men
     
  8. Sawanara murasaki

    Sawanara murasaki Sawa the HEro-sensei

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    Seems like a fake e-mail...be careful for SPAMs My Goddess..I don't trust that email anyway, My Goddess are you alright!!:blobastonished::blobastonished:
     
  9. Sproutling

    Sproutling We are the Sproutlings

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  10. MasterCuddler

    MasterCuddler Handsome Chicken

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    got a chuckle out of it:blobcheeky:
    Subject: Help Me!

    Hi, my name is Marry Me Hexagon head. I am 7 years old, and I have a tumor in my Finger nail the size of a Ferrari. I also lost my Panda in a bizarre Hockey accident. Doctor Bacon says I will die soon if this is not fixed. Unfortunately, the operation costs more than a Violin-shaped swimming pool.

    To help my family pay the bills, the Nicki Minaj Foundation and Ice cream have embedded a top-secret e-mail tracking program in this message. They will donate 7 cents for everyone who forwards this e-mail. If you send this to all your Ok friends, I thank you. I'd like to make you a Pudding. For those of you who do not send it, you are a big Black Giraffe with no Carrot. Please, have a heart and send this. I do not want my Finger nail to disappear like my Panda! Thank you!
     
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  11. userunfriendly

    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    @Ai chan is our goddess. Goddesses are allowed to be silly. But seriously, pfftttt..:ROFLMAO:
     
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  12. GonZ555

    GonZ555 What i want for christmas is you

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    *cuts your nail and let you keep it*
     
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  13. mir

    mir Well-Known Member

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    I found the other generator.
    :blobxd:
    Thank you hero Ai-chan, for the amusement.

    It's surprising people used to fall for this stuff in great numbers.


    This part makes me think the girl was collateral damage when a nearby mother had to throw la chancla. :blobspearpeek:
     
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  14. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    I have so many things to retort but first... What kind of Doctor is doctor Shark? Is he doctor of shark or is he a doctor who is also a shark or is he a doctor whose name is shark?
     
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