Request Need Help Selecting Gift For My Girl Friend

So, we're playing buddy game. ( Don't know what it's called internationally if there's any name for it at all. )

Basically, everyone randomly got one of their classmate's name and must keep buying things for them, and must not do anything to make them know of their identity. So, give things to Buddy and find your Butler. You'll have to guess your Bulter when it's the deadline, which is fast approaching.

KEYWORD: Buddy - someone you must give things to.
Butler ( or something that sounded like this, I don't know ) - someone who gave things to you.

So, I got this A girl who is my Buddy. ( I gave things to her ) And I had no idea what you gave her as the final gifts when it's the reveal time. I can't base things on myself because I'm really a tasteless and uninteresting person ( Not wanting anything that much and had a weird, borderline questionable taste. ). I had no idea what other girls liked cause I'm a loner, and we don't really have anything in common.

She is small and like KR music, and also like Yaoi, and also love chocolate. That's all I knew.

So, fellow strangers, what should I gift her? ( No expensive things, I had no money... )

 

Chocolate

 

She likes yaoi, huh?
Give her a sex tape of you getting buttfucked then.

Edit: Or better yet, a chocolate model of Kpop idols buttfucking each other!

 

A gay sextape of a kpop band member covered in chocolate

all jokes aside you can always go with high quality chocolate or chocolate in a special shape

 

What's wrong with NUF obsession with a gay sex tape? Does every Yaoi like it?

 

A kpop merc should do the trick,no?

 

It's in your best interest to ignore it, they're like a bad itch that never seems to go away.

 

Your heart, the real one. That will be personal enough.

 

Can't go wrong with chocolate, or you could try other chocolate-relate things like chocolate cake or cookies.

Alternatively, since you're on a novel portal site, I'll assume you like reading, so pick a book you personally like to give her. Even if she didn't like it you could play it off like you're giving her an obvious hint to guess your identity, and if she like it then that's all well and good.

 

Learn a kpop dance and perform it for her then end it with one knee down and present a bar of chocolate to her like you're proposing.

 

Problem with that is that they're supposed to be anonymous. That would only work if he dresses in a way that makes him anonymous and records it and then hands over a physical copy of it, maybe through a USB

 

Chocolate is like the last resort so I'll see first if there's anything else.

Sadly, I don't think she'll like it.

The good book needed shipping, and I don't think it'll be fast enough to reach here before the deadline.

I already got two 'girlfriends' teases so please don't make me any more 'girlfriend'.

 

Why no one recommend dildo??

 

santa pikachu. you can never go wrong with santa pikachu

 

Maybe a onesie that a kpop idol was seen wearing before. Girls love anything that's cute and practical

 

What the fuck is wrong with everyone here?

Give her a chocolate flavor Korean shaped dildo alongside a steamy homosexual sex tape with a gift ribbon on top with you dressing as K pop artist at her doorsteps.

 

Problem: She's like... tiny. Super tiny.

 

Ever considered giving her a yaoi novel? Or yaoi manga

 

Kpop merch is pricey and you have to know which bands she likes and what she doesnt already have.
Chocolate is good, just choose something without alcohol or weird flavors. People usually like milk chocolate better, dont do the mistake of buying only black ones.

 

Love letter.

A flower smelling love letter.