ALL RIGHT PEASANTS! THE HOLIDAYS ARE UPON US AND YOU'RE STILL SINGLE! THAT MEANS YOU'LL BE SPENDING CHRISTMAS ALONE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL! THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS TO EXPLAIN YOUR UNATTRACTIVENESS SO EXPLAIN Y U STILL SINGLE (If you're not, kindly leave this thread, I wish you and your beloved(s) a very wonderful Christmas! )
I have some serious trust issues (being "stabbed in the back" 3 times does that to a person ), so, nowadays i choose to be single on my own. Of course, if the right person ("right", not "perfect") appears around the corner, i will at least give it another shot. Oh, and Merry Christmas to you too.
Your potato shall suffice, as I penetrate it with my holy spear of destiny. Why, as it kneels in disgrace and extol up it's ugly hairy roots before the almighty me? It's the wonderful season of merry fucking, thus, on the night of a crying star, be penetrated so thoroughly, as it's only closure to eternal repose, be destined to feel the aromatic, overwhelming amount, and overpowering force of my golden spurt. Be blessed as it prays for the early dawn, anointed by myself alone in this holy night of pure despair. It shall feel the tip of my burdens overshadowing it's own vessel, and endure the gush my endeavor's worth of sacrificed souls. Fret not, as it offer itself unto me, as I alone, no other soul or flesh are capable of reaching the deepest unknown inside it. Brighten and explode in jubilant fear and sorrow, for it shall mourn it's evening's rapture and embrace a completely new world. Shining infinitely from over it's expanding dark rear, I shall separate it from the multitudes of the insufferable mundane. Rejoice, for your potato, meinshaft shall stir it's insides to mush and fry it holier than any grounded paste on this little, little world. Come! Ravage and rise, my destiny, and pierce it's tomorrow!
Dating someone requires time, effort, and money, and I don't feel like spending any of those on someone else.
Man there's some fucking weird people shit on the internet right here. Y'know it'd be easier to type you're a weeb instead of those subtly sexual connotations of wanting to fuck a potato. (Though I do see the sex appeal I ooze having such an amazing effect on people )
2nd bf was obsessed and became violent.(tried raping me and physically abused me) 3rd bf molested me while sleeping. It's a fucked up life. But im not mad at life, worse stuff happened to others I'm just glad that I'm still alive and I feel so much happier being single without worrying about stuff that happened in my past relationships.
I ask myself this sometimes,my conclusion is a lack of initiative,lack of oportunities or just lack of luck,maybe is my destiny.
Me=(self-proclaimed)narcissist+couch potato. Prefers stable job than relationships. No love lasts when you have no job. Will probably adopt kids if having a partner isn’t suitable for me.
Mostly because personality as i am not a talkative person,but i treat anyone kindly and i do not get mad easily,so as girls tend to generaly belive im shy and ball less so to say,i am not generaly treated as love interst. tho i am very close with women strangely(bro zoned)