Why you're single

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Little Potato, Nov 27, 2019.

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I am single because...

  1. I choose to be~

    44.6%
  2. I'm introverted and I hate people

    48.2%
  3. My 2-D Waifu/Husbando is my laifu!

    14.5%
  4. I'm baby! (not in an appropriate age to be having a relationship. also, my mom will kill me)

    7.2%
  5. I'm too sexy for anybody

    15.7%
  6. Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten

    12.0%
  7. I have trust issues and the only one I'll trust is my cat

    24.1%
  8. I haven't found the right one (Translation: I'm picky as fuuuuuuu-)

    41.0%
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  1. Little Potato

    Little Potato Sexiest Potato Alive [SpaceBar's Master]

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    I laughed.
     
  2. TheBlueLaundryBag

    TheBlueLaundryBag Well-Known Member

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    We'd definitely break up eventually. It's a certainty so why bother investing time, money and feelings into something temporary.
     
  3. Hasr11

    Hasr11 [Cat] [Fujoshi] [JP TL in Hiding]

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    I love myself and have no leftover love for other hoomans
    (I love my mom and dad thooooo)
     
  4. Suijin

    Suijin Blood God [Medic]

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    by some witchcraft.. im not single this time.


    please help me. my wallet is bleeding
     
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  5. LNreader

    LNreader Courting Death

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  6. Shinsori

    Shinsori Cliffmeister

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    I look like a potato.
     
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  7. Shizukani

    Shizukani Chronically stressed

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    I voted for everything except the sexy one lol. Replace that with "I'm too insecure for anybody" and I'm all set. :sweating_profusely::blobrofl:
     
  8. roata11

    roata11 Well-Known Member

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    because i am a shitty person and i don't wanna people know about it
     
  9. Shizukani

    Shizukani Chronically stressed

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    HA! HAHAHA! You deserve it! Go blow up riajuu!

    (jk, congrats. happy 4 u man)
     
  10. Sabruness

    Sabruness Cultured Yuri Connoisseur

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    I'm introverted (but i dont hate people) and i've seen a few failed relationships in my own family that i probably have a small trust issue that makes me skittish about relationships.
     
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  11. Elzio

    Elzio Well-Known Member

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    My Life setting is Single Player
    With difficulty Chaos Mode
     
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  12. Little Potato

    Little Potato Sexiest Potato Alive [SpaceBar's Master]

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    Have you considered getting plastic reconstructive surgery With that ugly mug ? I'm sure your chances will be better. I can even introduce you to my Potato Surgeon:blobwink:
     
  13. 0000000

    0000000 I B SMILING!

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    I have seen enough failed marriage and abusive relationship, still in one myself (from family) and I have no money or energy to invest in BGR right now.

    Though I am sexually frustrated to bend myself from time to time, even to cats. Still not planning on prostitutes though, Thailand may be cheap, but I don't want STD.
     
  14. Kuroguma

    Kuroguma [Cyber Lich] [Aspie] [SOX][Forgotten Perv]

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    1) I'm almost never outside the door, except when getting food
    2) I don't talk to girls
    3) since I'm not hansome/hot, girls wont come up an talk too me.
    4) I got Asperger, nerfing my social skills to the lvl of a jp mc
    5) I want an asian girl friend! but since I live in northern Norway they are as rear so qilin horns and phoenix feathers.
    FML
     
  15. Stormaggeddon

    Stormaggeddon Well-Known Member

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    with low self esteem i also think i'm ugly as sin. no one would want this ugly mug of mine. the family name ends with me. i take it to my grave.
     
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  16. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie already dead

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    Indeed you are.*Nods head
     
  17. Suijin

    Suijin Blood God [Medic]

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    i can't explode. but my wallet can, and will
     
  18. Meloman

    Meloman My dog is lazier than me

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    Did that surgeon cut you up to fry you or mash your face up? Which do you prefer?
     
  19. abewan

    abewan 〘Nishikigoi Dungeon〙

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    When I'm single, all I see are couples being happy. :blob_teary:
    When I'm dating someone, all I see are singles being happy. :blobpensive:
     
  20. Little Potato

    Little Potato Sexiest Potato Alive [SpaceBar's Master]

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    Take a bite of me and guess :blobshh:
     
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