[Poll] Would you let your lover eat you?

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Would you let your dragon lover eat you!

  1. I'm male - Yes! Please! Swallow me whole! And kill me too!

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
  2. I'm male - Yes, it sounds like a lot of fun!

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    0.0%
  3. I'm male - Yes, it sounds like a great bonding activity

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    3.7%
  4. I'm male - Yes, since they seem to like it

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    3.7%
  5. I'm male - Yes, since it's not permanent and I'll get healed

    3 vote(s)
    11.1%
  6. I'm male - Yes, as long as it doesn't hurt

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
  7. I'm male - Yes, as long as I'm asleep for it

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  8. I'm male - Yes... very reluctantly

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. I'm male - Yes, because I don't want to break up... :(

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. I'm male - No, play biting is okay but not like this...

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    7.4%
  11. I'm male - No, I don't want to be eaten

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    11.1%
  12. I'm male - No, this is weird

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
  13. I'm male - No, this SO sounds like bad news...

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
  14. I'm male - No, other reason

    3 vote(s)
    11.1%
  15. I'm female - Yes! Please! Swallow me whole! And kill me too!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  16. I'm female - Yes, it sounds like a lot of fun!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  17. I'm female - Yes, it sounds like a great bonding activity

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  18. I'm female - Yes, since they seem to like it

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
  19. I'm female - Yes, since it's not permanent and I'll get healed

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
  20. I'm female - Yes, as long as it doesn't hurt

    2 vote(s)
    7.4%
  21. I'm female - Yes, as long as I'm asleep for it

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  22. I'm female - Yes... very reluctantly

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
  23. I'm female - Yes, because I don't want to break up... :(

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  24. I'm female - No, play biting is okay but not like this...

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
  25. I'm female - No, I don't want to be eaten

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
  26. I'm female - No, this is weird

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  27. I'm female - No, this SO sounds like bad news...

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
  28. I'm female - No, other reason

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
  29. I'm unsure

    0 vote(s)
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  30. I do not wish to respond

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
  1. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    Still reading Dragon Life! :blobxd::blobxd::blobxd: Dragon poll #6!

    You were dating somebody you really liked, but one day they tell you they have a secret they need to tell you. It's a big secret, so they seem very nervous and worried.

    They tell you that are actually a man-eating dragon (currently with a human form).

    Furthermore, you look really tasty to them. Actually they were mainly attracted to you at first because they wanted to eat you. However, over time they discovered they really liked your personality and fell in love with you instead.

    Currently, the two of your have been dating for 9 months, and your chemistry together is amazing.

    + + +

    Anyhow, your significant other tells you they really can't hold it back any longer, and they really want to eat you. However, killing you is bad, so they only want to take a piece... maybe one a month?

    This is how it will work:

    1. Tell your SO which body part you're okay with them eating.

    2. Numbing (or sleeping) magic will be applied so you don't feel the pain.

    3. Your SO will... take a bite and gnaw it off.

    4. They will magically seal the wound so it doesn't bleed or get infected.

    5. They will apply healing magic so it slowly grows back over a month.

    6. They will apply other magic so you can still move and function normally.
    The piece they take should be a minimum size of about an apple. Blood or hair or nails alone are not sufficient to satisfy them.

    They will avoid any critical or fatal injuries. The healing magic is very powerful so it can regrow flesh, bone, nerves, or just about anything.

    Your lover is pretty amazing aside from this, and they're willing to do most other things together with you. If you have any personal requests as a condition, they are probably fine with it. They are willing to get married with you as a human and live their life as a human. Having kids probably won't be possible, and for various reasons there are dragon secrets they can't share with you (you can't learn dragon magic or get other dragon powers or get your lifespan extended).

    If you refuse, they will break up with you and erase your memories so that you won't remember that they are a dragon.

    1. Would you let your dragon lover eat you? If yes, where?

    2. What conditions do you have?

    3. Are man-eating monsters bad?

    4. Suppose there is a human campaign to exterminate man-eating monsters, and your dragon lover can't stay hiding in your country anymore. Will you follow them to live in the dragon country filled with man-eating dragons?

    5. Suppose a war broke out between dragons and humans. How would you feel? Would you ever tell your family that you are married to a dragon?
     
  2. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    *sigh* Twilight all over again.
     
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  3. Ddraig

    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    tl;dr - Do you have vore fetish, from the pov of the one being eaten?
     
  4. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    :blobtriumph::blobtriumph::blobtriumph: vampires are boring! Dragons are better!
     
  5. Nyann

    Nyann Nyartist

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    Of not! That's creepy af... Omg I am getting goosebumps just at the thought...
     
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  6. RNGesus

    RNGesus <<+10 Luck upon seeing this Nuffian>>

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    Yeap. Getting hurt is part of a relationship. If I'm basically not really affected long term I think it is practically a bargain. Besides, if nothing else you won't die alone!
     
  7. unkxz

    unkxz Lurker

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    I'd tell them I want to eat dragon meat too, wanna trade?
     
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  8. Bloodysin28

    Bloodysin28 The victim of true evil that is reality

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    Are u that bored,then play seral niche dating sim,even one know hoes use dragon dildos, dragon d supreme alpha males before otaku culture ruined them, except for a few few exceptions.
     
  9. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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  10. Kurotsubaki

    Kurotsubaki Reincarnation of the Seven Deadly Sins

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    We can't have child, so let's break up.

    Have no problem being nibbled up as long as it isn't painfull
     
  11. Shaiole

    Shaiole Mad scientist

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    It's late and i want to sleep so skipped through that wall of text... but according to the title... here is my recommendation, eventhough you may not asked it. You maybe interested...

    Manga:

    Destined to Be Eaten Within a Year By the Predacious Heroine
     
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  12. AryaX

    AryaX Less-Known Member

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    What if your lover is a hot succubus, who wants to eat your... you know what... and they want it every day...
    Would you be ok with em sucking on your XXX everyday ?

    Succubi trump your puny dragons anytime!
     
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  13. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    I mean. I guess? We’re presuming I’m in love with the overgrown lizard, and people in love are stupid. I know I’d be. So.. yeah...

    1. I’m not sure about the “where”. I’d like to retain use of both hands and legs, and I obviously can’t give up an apple sized piece of my limbs and still do that. Neck and head aren’t options because loli’dbedead. So I guess I need to put on a little more weight and let her take a chunk out of my stomach? Maybe.

    2. Conditions? What is this, fair trade? I thought I was making a sacrifice for my lover. What conditions am I supposed to be making? “Don’t break up with me!”? :blobrofl:

    3. As in evil? Nah. Bad for humans? Sure. They’re predators.

    4. I mean, I’d be okay with letting her LITERALLY eat me, but MOVING? Omg just NO!! ... Jk. I mean, would that make any sense?...

    5. I’d have told them before the war broke out. Probably when they asked about my battle scars. Y’know, from the battlefield of love.
     
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    1. Would you let your dragon lover eat you? If yes, where?
    This thread is like a dragon bizzare version of Tokyo Ghoul, I think I will have a dragon BBQ, maybe with some potato chips on the side :blobdrool:
    2. What conditions do you have? Ti
    Use some sleep drug on them, maybe Rohypnol or something when she is not aware :blobunsure:
    3. Are man-eating monsters bad?

    No, as long as I am not on their food list and they stay fictional :hmm:
    4. Suppose there is a human campaign to exterminate man-eating monsters, and your dragon lover can't stay hiding in your country anymore. Will you follow them to live in the dragon country filled with man-eating dragons?

    As they say in novels, it is a dog eat dog world or in this situation, it is a human eat dragons world, I am going to need lots of BBQ sauce for the feast :blobhyperthink:
    5. Suppose a war broke out between dragons and humans. How would you feel? Would you ever tell your family that you are married to a dragon?

    How? I already ate them and got their powers, she will forever live in my heart :blobcry:
    :blobpeek:
     
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  15. Moonpearl

    Moonpearl Professional Yuri Girl ❀ [Yuri Garden Creator]

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    Well, that's... Pretty gross and repulsive. It's great to be dating a dragon, and I'd be tempted to go on dating them, but... Nope, I can't deal with body horror. Even if it's just a piece of my foot or something, I'd be puking for the rest of my life. Regretfully, we have to break up.

    Besides, does that mean that they're eating humans other than just little bits of me? I can't be staying with a serial killer.
     
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  16. Wujigege

    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    Awww!! Legend of Chusen :aww:
    That was my favorite scene :blobnosebleed:
     
  17. Nusan

    Nusan Well-Known Member

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    1 yes i would and i would let them eat my left hand or calf?
    2 umm... status change to 'engagement' and 'cosplaying' her
    3 i dating one so no? i mean as long as they don't mindlessly eat everything around then they aren't so bad
    4 yes?
    5 no way
     
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  18. Diametric

    Diametric Waifu Connoisseur

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    1) if I really loved this dragon then yeah.

    My knowledge of biology isn't very good, so I don't know if there's somewhere you can take an apple sized bite and there be no repercussion. I'd imagine taking that much out of a limb would stop the whole thing from working and from the torso would hit a vital organ.

    I'd probably pick my right foot and then use a prosthetic. At least that way my body is semi functional.

    2) non as far as I'm aware

    [EDIT: Ahaha I'm an idiot. I thought this meant health conditions :blobrofl:
    In terms of conditions on being eaten, I'd just say that I have to be asleep for it and that I reserve the right to refuse whenever I want in the future ]

    3) "bad" is a word that is hard to define. Is someone bad because their actions harm people or because they intend to harm people? What if they intend to harm people for some greater moral principle? What if someone is doing bad things because they were set on that path by other people or circumstances out of their control?

    I think good and evil are stupid classifications in a world where not everything is black and white.

    4) this is a tough call. We've been dating for 9 months, which is a long time to date someone but a short amount of time to base the rest of my life on...

    I think it depends on my relationship with the Dragon. If we're at a point where I can tell she's waifu material then I think I would probably join her.

    5) It really depends on my family's opinion on dragons. I'd probably gauge their opinions and try to convince them that (at least some) dragons are alright.

    Only after I'm sure they're convinced would I tell them. I don't want my family members snitching on me to the anti-dragon Gestapo
     
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    SilverCrow63 Well-Known Member

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    No. They approach me just so that they can eat me and now they are “attracted by my personality”. As if I'll believe that. That sounds like a shoujo manga. Even if I did let them eat me one day they may get tired of holding back and what then.

    I would need to be crazily in love to agree to this. No.
     
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  20. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    Darn, plan for a consensual renewable food resource failed!

    :blobcry::blobcry::blobcry:
     
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