Discussion You know how sometimes a guy might trip then accidentally pull a Rito?

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  1. Kadmos1

    Kadmos1 Well-Known Member

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    You know how sometimes a guy might trip then accidentally feel a girl's chest up? Well, if she says "Are you going to finish what you started?", is that more likely an invitation to continue or sarcasm? If it is the latter, then apologize and get out of that situation. If it is the former, provided she is of sound mind when making such a declaration that is done out of free will, your choice on whether or not you take her up on her "offer".
     
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    NamGi Well-Known Member

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    I'd just apologize and insult her for being into beastiality
     
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    That's a dangerous game to play.... I'm in.
     
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    Pretty sure if she says that, she didn't hate you. So yeah, go for it.
     
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    Chrono Vlad 『Banned From Drinking』

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    What if she demanded your owner to have you castrated?

    R.I.P Junior. :blobsalute:
     
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    Bitty Kitty Innocence ~ Purity ~ Hint of Soap!

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    Kadmos1 Well-Known Member

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    Over my dead body if someone is going castrate hairy Kadmos, Jr. NamGi. I know you are a dog but I doubt you have that much style!
     
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    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    *pulls out laser pointer* :ROFLMAO:

    Random act of Padoru!:ROFLMAO:
     
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    Bitty Kitty Innocence ~ Purity ~ Hint of Soap!

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    Bitty Kitty follows the laser dot diligently, forgetting the stinky catfish.
     
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    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    So much for our Hidden Overlords...even Space Kitty isn’t immune to laser pointer.:ROFLMAO:

    In case you guys didn’t notice from her avatar, Bitty is a Space Kitty. Cover your butts lest she probes you...:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Bitty Kitty Innocence ~ Purity ~ Hint of Soap!

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    Bitty Kitty blinks and wonders @userunfriendly unhealthy interest in butts and probes.
     
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    Excellent! You’ve leveled up your sarcasm! (y)
     
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    Bitty Kitty Innocence ~ Purity ~ Hint of Soap!

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    Bitty Kitty licks her paw and you can swear she is pouting.
     
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    But cats, especially Space Kitties are supposed to be sarcastic and snide...looking down at us “superior” humans...:ROFLMAO:

    Then using devastating wit to put us in our place...:eek:
     
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    Bitty Kitty Innocence ~ Purity ~ Hint of Soap!

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    Bitty Kitty is not a space kitty!
     
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    *check avatar* :rolleyes:
     
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    Doesn't happen in real life.
    Accidentally grabbing a lady's butt on the bus or train is more plausible
     
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    Not really into physical needs anymore. Since I've ascended to the status of The Trash Man, Lord of Degenerates I know longer need ladies nor men.

    But if she had thicc thighs its a different story.
     
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    :facepalm::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Bakaturq Tell me, what do you see?

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