Discussion "Name something you can say as you bury your dog who was hit by a drunk driver and during sex".

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    He died looking for the bone you were burying
     
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    Here lies fluffy, killed by a drunk sod, buried in fresh sod, laying pipe in heaven
     
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    " Even after deep buried inside, it's still make you wailing so loud "
     
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    Hmmm my dog died from old age. Like a month ago.
    And the only thing I said was "father, bamboo just died. I looked at his eyes and checked if he still breaths and he is dead." (without any emotion since I knew he would die within the year.)
    :hmm:
    But considering the sex part
    "At least you got a bonner"
    :blobthinkingsmirk:
     
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    So was the dog hit while having sex, where you having sex (hopefully) in the house or was the driver having sex while drunkenly running over your dog?