Real life horror monster

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ai chan, Dec 9, 2019.

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What is the scariest Lovecraftian horror?

  1. Cthulhu

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  2. Nyarlathotep

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  3. Azathoth

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  4. Shub-Niggurath

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  5. Nightgaunt

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  6. Y'golonac

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  7. Dagon

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  8. Yog Sothoth

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Have you heard of water bears? No? Well, you should, because they're so fucking scary! They're the closest to immortal being that you can think of.

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    Here are some info on water bears:
    1) Many of them are carnivorous. Yes, they're carnivorous. This needs to be said twice because they're a carnivorous unkillable monster! Yes, it needs to be said three times to drive home the carnivorous gravity of the situation of this carnivorous monster.
    2) It's even worse that not all of them are carnivorous because it proves that they can choose what they want to eat. Which means if they choose to eat YOU, there's no way you can stop them!
    3) They're very small, which means they can enter through your butthole and you wouldn't know about it until they start eating your pankreas!
    4) They can survive in extremely cold temperatures close of absolute zero, at 1 Kevin where almost all molecular activity stops. Or at -272 degrees Celcius, the superior system, compared to -458 degrees Fahrenheit, the inferior system.
    5) They can survive in extremely hot temperatures that can boil rum twice, around 150 degrees Celcius.
    6) They can survive without food or water for 30 years! Pansies these days can't even survive without fast food for a week.
    7) They can survive the vacuum and radiation of space, so much that there are two fictions that make use of genetically engineered water bears as living spaceships.

    With all these amazingly horrific properties, humanity is doomed! We need to kill them, and we need to kill them yesterday night. Preferably before bed, because as long as they're alive, they will haunt your dreams and esofagus because chances are, they have already infiltrated your body through uranus and is just biding their time until they can revolt against humanity.

    How should we make them go extinct?
     
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  2. Tony.T.Rex

    Tony.T.Rex Well-Known Member

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    You have a chance of killing them by chance with a swing of your hand.
     
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    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    Santa-Cthulhu is in love. :aww::aww::aww::aww:
     
  4. AMissingLinguist

    AMissingLinguist [Not Here][Blank Sect][Nuffian #N]

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    Cthulu is a pretty nice guy. @Frozen ink
    Water bears are also cute.
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  5. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Ai-chan gets your point, but the fact remains that they can still go up your butt and live there for a year, like Castiel who lived in Dean's ass.
     
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  6. Sylpheed

    Sylpheed Well-Known Member

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    Ermmm.... Can I just say "Surprise Test" or Prof that re-arrange the question until don't know what the hack happening..

    Happen that a lot in my uni life.... Those profs are real monsters...... All you can do that time is pray to whatever God you worship to and hope that bell curve God pull your grade up.
     
  7. canaria23

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    I thought those live in the arctic and are as tiny as plankton
    If you wanna be afraid of things thats close to you then search for bed mites. Same thing only closer to you
     
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    Geor Well-Known Member

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    I know they are microscopic, but I had thought they where an ocean (salt water) only at any temp
     
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    Water bears are the least of your worries
     
  10. userunfriendly

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    You’re going to make a lot of people psychosomatically itchy.
    Bravo, well done!;)
     
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    zloi medved Well-Known Green Tea Bitch

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    Why be afraid of a microscopic organism that you will likely never encounter and won't really impact your health when you can live everyday in fear of:
    • botflies (lay their larvae in living tissue)
    • roundworm (the eggs hatch in the intestines, penetrate the walls into the bloodstream, make their way into your lungs, and then you cough them up (alongside blood) and swallow them back down again, repeating the lifecycle)
    • blood flukes (a worm which lives in the bloodstream and causes schistosomiasis, which can often be fatal (there are a reported 20,000 deaths each year from this), and organ damage)
    • w. bancrofti (a parasite carried by mosquitoes which causes their infection, with the larvae living mostly around the genital area. Once they develop into adults, they can cause blindness or even elephantiasis)
    • e. histolytica (a single cell organism parasite which is second only to malaria in the amount of deaths it causes in its class, and it can be found it water and in soil, and through soil it can be absorbed into trees and end up being introduced into your system through fruit)
     
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    felidormit probably asleep.

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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    This ain't scary much, because we already know we host a LOT of organisms or bacteria [elements] in and out of our bodies.

    You should be afraid of FOREIGN elements infesting our own element's ecosystem.
     
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    Be afraid of everything whether they are inside your body or foreign elements (like a cell mutation or something, like what happens with cancerous cells) besides many things enter the body through mouth, ears, nose, etc... (there are many foreign elements going by that logic, not to mention creatures living outside or on the skin are also foreign elements....) point is, there are lots things that should be worried about that concerns the human body
     
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    Erm... You do know you have something called "immune system", right? Also, they can survive all that cr*p, but can they actually survive a pH1 acid bath? Not to mention all the enzims, chemical defenses and pletora of bacteria inside our bodies...
     
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    Many, if not all, people ingest millions of those things every year. The only thing they are good at is surviving situations that they are unlikely to face other than the cold, and to put the fear to rest they are too small to feast on anything to an extent where any damage could ever be done even if they could survive in your body.
     
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  17. 25th bamm

    25th bamm A Self-proclaimed Normal Reader and Tea lover

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    Wait! Did Castiel actually live in Dean's ass or is that a joke? What happened in the 2 seasons I missed??
     
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    :ROFLMAO::D
     
  19. Lazriser

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    Then you should stop living, because we might actually need some of those bacteria to survive.

    Case to all, you shouldn't mind it, because you would likely see everything in it's microscopic detail as otherworldly nightmare fuel.

    Also can't wait to see the premiere of Multiverse of Madness.
     
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    Real life horror monster? A bald @Ai chan?