[Poll] You are in a magical pet store

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How intelligent of a pet would you get from the magical pet store?

  1. I would get a genius pet that is 1000x more intelligent than me

    18 vote(s)
    24.3%
  2. I would get a pet that is much smarter than me

    1 vote(s)
    1.4%
  3. I would get a pet that is slightly smarter than me

    13 vote(s)
    17.6%
  4. I would get a pet that is equally as intelligent as me

    12 vote(s)
    16.2%
  5. I would get a pet that is slightly less intelligent than me

    9 vote(s)
    12.2%
  6. I would get a pet that is much less intelligent than me

    7 vote(s)
    9.5%
  7. I would get a pet that is unable to understand the human language

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. I would get a pet that is unable to communicate with humans

    2 vote(s)
    2.7%
  9. I would get a pet that is basically dumb

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. I would get a pet that can’t learn anything

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. I would get a pet as intelligent as a fish or a jellyfish

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. I would get a pet as intelligent as a rock

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. I wouldn’t get a pet

    1 vote(s)
    1.4%
  14. I’m unsure

    7 vote(s)
    9.5%
  15. I do not wish to respond

    4 vote(s)
    5.4%
  1. Land of The Fallen

    Land of The Fallen Hax's | Immortal

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    I will get a pet that's 1000x smarter than me, and since I get to customise it, I'll make it loyal to me :blobhero:

    Then I'll make sure it can take a human form too, or just be really good at illusions so it can maintain a human form and it'll become my new roommate who'll always be there for me when I need help with my homework and stuff...

    Or I'll just slack off like mad and let it be responsible for earning money somehow... Huh... I became the pet instead... :blobunsure::blobReach:
     
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  2. AryaX

    AryaX Less-Known Member

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    Does everything mean everything... or everything except humans?
     
  3. chencking

    chencking [Daolord Grammar Nazi]

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    You have good taste.

    PS: 1000 x 0 = 0
     
  4. aegis062

    aegis062 Chaotic Demon Emperor

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    if your going to get a pet it has to be smarter than you!!! if it's so smart then it must know how to fix human stupidity XD
     
  5. pass1478

    pass1478 I'm in Despair!

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    Depends on how much my pet loves me, or even if she loves me. :^)
     
  6. Mr_Magika

    Mr_Magika Big oof

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    How about a cat that doesn't shed fur everywhere and scratch my furniture?
     
  7. Cascadian Rex

    Cascadian Rex Villain with a thousand faces | Lychee's rival

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    gasp!!!
     
  8. ru5ty

    ru5ty Citizen of MILF Kingdom

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    1. What kind of pet would you get? Why?
    MILF Succubus, cz reasons

    2. What kind of qualities do you like in pets? Is there a reason you would want a pet (e.g. companionship?)
    of course companionship

    3. Suppose you purchase a pet, and almost immediately the pet talks (yes, it’s an intelligent fantasy talking pet) and says it doesn’t want to be purchased by you. What do you do?
    choose the next pet

    4. Suppose your fantasy talking pet tells you it resents being locked up inside, and it would rather be outdoors. Your pet tells you it wants to do some stuff, like fly to Antarctica to hang out with its old friends and uh... maybe only come back once a year because your neighborhood/house is boring ;D Would you agree to this?
    yes, maybe i'll go with her cz its really boring neighbourhood


    5. If certain fantasy pets are equally as intelligent as humans, would you be comfortable keeping them as pets? Or is that the same thing as slavery?
    i wont threat it like a pet though
     
  9. Lurking

    Lurking Do the dead suffer, or is it a sweet release?

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    i almlst missed this smh
    1. What kind of pet would you get? Why?
    the kind that photosynthesizes its own food and can make tasty fruit n oxygeb while not needing roots.
    asexual reproduction and a little smaller than person sized (maybe a meter tall) with a vageuly jellyfish like outerlayer of water that tastes sweet like honey and drips down in a curtain produced from within the pet and safely edible by humans
    very very cute within the waterhalo, but slightly blurry and ethereal... cant be sure what you see and changes like am illusion
    2. What kind of qualities do you like in pets? Is there a reason you would want a pet (e.g. companionship?)
    companionship and food in this case. like a cow, and dairy products
    yes some people keep some cows as companions
    3. Suppose you purchase a pet, and almost immediately the pet talks (yes, it’s an intelligent fantasy talking pet) and says it doesn’t want to be purchased by you. What do you do?
    ask if it wants to be my friend instead
    4. Suppose your fantasy talking pet tells you it resents being locked up inside, and it would rather be outdoors. Your pet tells you it wants to do some stuff, like fly to Antarctica to hang out with its old friends and uh... maybe only come back once a year because your neighborhood/house is boring ;D Would you agree to this?
    not antartica but id tots be willing to travel around with them. lets go outside in sunshiney warm regions of the world
    5. If certain fantasy pets are equally as intelligent as humans, would you be comfortable keeping them as pets? Or is that the same thing as slavery?
    id be comfortable.

    they aint humans, so not slavery. also pets are pretty pampered...
    Whoops I forgot to post with @lychee

    i noticed. i thought you were getting around the 200 tag limit of lychee poll tbh

    Wrong account! :blobxd:
     
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  10. Kadmos1

    Kadmos1 Well-Known Member

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    A Japanese Mastiff that could time travel back up to 15 years in the towards any American media-related even (TV, movie, streaming, theatre, radio, etc.) so he could stop the Disney-Fox merger from going through!
     
  11. Simon

    Simon [The Pure One's Chief Steward][Demon Beast]

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    I would like this tiny gryphon, it's a mix of house cat and a hawk.
    [​IMG]
     
  12. Ddraig

    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    Never be afraid! Dont deny the truth! Say it with me!
    "We all want an Elf."
     
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  13. Silver Snake

    Silver Snake Magician of NUF|Show-off|Awkward|Genius

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    1. What kind of pet would you get? Why?
    I would get a hamster. I could carry it with me wherever I go.
     
  14. Clozdark

    Clozdark "Kuma chan \(≧◡≦)/ "「airhead」「nonsense speaker]

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    1. Human pet
    2. Obedience and loyalty
    3. Depends on the quality, if it's low then i will choose other one, if it's good let's train it
    4. Time to tame the pet and learn their positions,Loyalty of pet is first priority.
    5. Slavery is the core of "pet" component no matter how they treat their pet.

    By the way I choose a pet that can't communicate with other humans since I don't want them to communicate with my pets

    Kekeke typical villain response I guess