Corrupt a Wish

granted, but it will be stuck searching for non existent updates forever.

I wish for a cat

 

Granted, but it is a succubus cat that you can't help boning until you are dried up.

I wish to sleep forever.

 

granted, but only after you murder all of the princes in all the lands

I wish to travel to a parallel world

 

Granted but you become Subaru
I wish to become nothing

 

granted, hello nothing

I wish for every dad jokes to disappear

 

granted, they disappear into the void never to be hear again, but are instead replaced with people trying to be random to appear funny

I wish for a better sense of humour

 

Granted, you now snort at everything meant to be a joke, regardless of whether it is funny or not.

I wish to have photographic memory.

 

granted, but the images are very blurry nonetheless

I wish for cake

 

Granted, but there are blended pieces of the Carolina Reaper in it.

I wish…I wish for two more wishes!

 

granted, but you can only wish for my benefit

I wish for an apocalyptic future world

 

Granted. You don't exist there.

I wish for more Portuguese egg tarts

 

granted, but only the raw ingredients to make them

i wish for a new pet

 

Granted. You now have 1 hippopotamus in your inventory.

I wish for a pair of shoes

 

granted, they're magical shoes *woooaaaahhhhh*, a type of mimic that takes the form of magical shoes that eats whoever puts them on. *weeeeeeeee*


I wish for ever person's tongue to be burnt

 

granted, and to forfill this dream, you are gifted a coffee cart, to serve scolding hot coffee to people

I wish for a way to know what's real

 

Granted you gain access to the gate of truth from fma/fmab, but all the knowledge crushed your mind.

I wish to be able to insert myself into any stories.

 

Granted, but you always insert yourself into the cannon fodder

I wish for any nose-related diseases to be wiped off the Earth

 

Granted, but diarrhea replaces them in prevalence. You'll now get diarrhea in place of a common cold.

I wish my body didn't require sleep.

 

Granted, but now you get all the effects of never sleeping naturally.

I wish I could speak every language.

 

granted, every time you speak your words cycle from one language to another resulting in an incomprehensible amalgamation of improper sentence structure of a speech

I wish for a fish